A sexual copypasta about Ahsoka Tano from Star Wars, where Obi-Wan Kenobi tells Luke Skywalker about Ahsoka in sexual descriptions.
Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.
Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
by jordypresto0418 February 06, 2021
girls that attend Columbus High School that also attended st. Luke elementary and middle school. They are one huge friend group and are widely disliked. Often considered snobby, pretty, and popular.
by Lauren Ingram March 21, 2022
Someone who is named Luke with the last name Draper. Could be very talented, could also be a raging diva that will absolutely murder you to get to the top. But, could also be really sweet and kind. Either way.. watch out for Luke Drapers.
Man.... don't be a Luke Draper put the knife down!
Awe you're funny! You remind me of Luke Draper.
I walked out to my car and someone spray painted "hoe" on it. Must have been Luke Draper!
Awe you're funny! You remind me of Luke Draper.
I walked out to my car and someone spray painted "hoe" on it. Must have been Luke Draper!
by 100percentthatbitchfromtexas June 14, 2023
don't you hate Luke Peebles.
by luke peebles sucks May 23, 2022
by Fitfuzzball821 October 03, 2019
by Lukehornbyy May 14, 2020
Luke Seaman, also known as "Little Luke", is often way in over his head. He likes to play Fortnite and CSGO to hopefully start a professional gaming career on Twitch. He is often quick to anger, such as when Shane van Alstyne takes drinks from the refrigerator in his room or when Colin Dijan presses ALT+F4 on his 5th keyboard bought in 1 week. Other then that, Luke Seamans' are known to be dormant creatures with wide sex appeal. They are often rowdy with other men like Shane van Alstyne, but they tend to cool down after the 2nd or 3rd minute, unlike the person mentioned.
Person1 - OMG did you see Luke Seaman yesterday?
Person2 - Yes actually! He was roughhousing with the other boys at Hannaford the other day while his mother was buying him some Arizona Ice Tea for his 14 hour Fortnite grind.
Person1 - Wow I'm going to go watch him on Twitch right now!
Person2 - Yes actually! He was roughhousing with the other boys at Hannaford the other day while his mother was buying him some Arizona Ice Tea for his 14 hour Fortnite grind.
Person1 - Wow I'm going to go watch him on Twitch right now!
by MiniMike2020 February 22, 2020