Goona Bed

Using the hide a bed in the hotel room where you can goon at night by yourself on a family vacation without having to share a room with your family so you are alone and you can goon in peace

Man, I hate having to share a hotel room with my family so I decided to sleep on the goona bed

by Sussy boi April 7, 2025

Bed Sniffer

Bed sniffer is someone who actively tries to get into other people's sex lives uninvited and when it is not their business. a bed sniffer is also when someone is on the act of persecuting people based on sexuality, non life threatening, and sanitary fetishes and kinks.

1. george: "Did you really tell the head of our department that Jack was having sexual relations with a customer that actually met at a cafe??"
Jake: "of course I did, they were both men."
George: "Jake, you are just being a bed sniffer, the two did nothing wrong but shared coffee and went behind closed doors."

2. Blake: "Father Daniel what are you doing?"

Father Daniel: "I just got a collection of evidence for sinful sexual activities between Irene and Matthew."

Blake: "for what??? why would you be creepy like that?? their kinks have nothing to do with you.

Father Daniel: "it does because its just missionary and proper, soon the whole town will know of this evil and corruption"

Blake: "you are going too far bed sniffer!"

by TeiThule88 April 2, 2020

Going To Bed

going to watch netflix in bed

"Night I'm going to bed"

by Bedtime123 July 2, 2019

Bed Sledding

Sex hard enough to slide the bed across the room

they were going so hard they ended up bed sledding to next door

by CeilingMirror July 27, 2022

Womble in the bed

The act of a poor soul waking up from a frighteningly realistic nightmare in which there is a womble in the bed with them.

ah mate, there’s a fucking womble in the bed

by Bolly Hee September 6, 2020

Wake up on the grumpy side of the bed

To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.

Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.

by AQuokka April 20, 2022

Bed

a place to have fun

i had fun with your mom in bed last night

by anonymous March 28, 2022