j-lo

'Joint' or 'Marijuana cigarette'

'Hey man, you want a j-lo?

by cral99 April 17, 2009

Flying J

A person that is extremely addicted to Socom II online. He has already surpassed two-hundred playing hours and he is a rank-up whore.

"If someone threatened to take away my Socom I would take it in the ass."

by Toya April 13, 2005

Diva J

A divined individual aka true diva.
One of class who always looks jazzy never clashy nor trashy! An individual who has a goal in life and stays focus on what she wants. One who is unique and different from the rest.

Jeanette Hordge- authour of The Diva J Way

by Jeanette September 15, 2004

j-man

A word used to describe someone suffering from the disease Joseph's Albinism. The person with this condition has a very white complexion that at times you can't even see them. At around the age of fifteen they develop a muscular back and large biceps. Their hair looks asian and their sideburns stick out so much that they are also known as mud flaps. J-man's also have a fetish for teachers and being handcuffed. Also 70% of J-men carry around 1GB USB's maxed out with pornographic material.

j-man

by a-non-y-mo-us September 13, 2009

j-shored

to feel if as you have lost all brain power and devolved into some sort of primate subhuman hybrid after watching reality television for an extended amount of time.

I collapsed like a lubed up combination ladder in my bedroom after being j-shored by the reality show marathon i could not pull myself away from today.

by provider44 January 16, 2010

J-Swap

To go out with somebody with the intentions of going out with their sister

Peter used to go out with Camille but ever since he pulled a J-Swap he has fucked Jackie in the ass every day.

by Michael Peen April 24, 2008

J. Pilot

The abbreviation for the scientific term Junky-Auto-Pilot. Junkies (a.k.a. junker, junks, Team J) have the rare and unexplained ability to not only work and interact amoungst normal civilians for long periods at a time, but also carry the unique ability to reak social night life havoc for up to 72 consecutive hours at a time. It is at some point during this period that J. Pilot is activated, and it is at that point where no baby hippo is safe. Studies have shown that over 92% of baby hippo poaching is the result of Junky Auto Piloting.

Ernesto, is it weird that we woke up at Fausto's house with lettuce all over the floor? Ohh nevermind, I remember hitting the J. Pilot button last night. Damn it.

by Jungle Junky September 2, 2010