Schrödinger's Gay Man

A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.

Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."

by Onesquawkyboi July 13, 2023

man man

Man man or lil Man man is a nickname for the 6,5 hood dude with dreads you don't want to fight.

Person 1: oh shit! my girl slept with someone named man man.
person 2: you're cooked

by VERY VERY small pp guy December 21, 2023

Dave’s not here man

A phase used to determine that the piece of information you were looking for is null and void. Said as a response that politely indicates the answer is unknown.
Taken from the hit movie Cheech and Chong

Person (a) can you help me out later ?
Person (b) Dave’s not here man

by Deloris Schrodinger November 11, 2025

Big Man With A big Plan

Simply the biggest man

Hey ur a big man with a big plan

by Big man with a big plan November 21, 2020

1 Man Meeting

When you close/lock your office door, put all your devices on do not disturb, turn down the lights, and find a good webpage, and start stroking your pink hot dog.

Kevin is so lucky. All he does is smoke weed and have 1 man meetings in his office all day. Its no wonder he goes through tissues so fast!

by Francois the Unsheathed September 16, 2025

Giraffe Man

Someone who is over six feet tall and sits right in front of your seat at the movies

I can't see the movie, thanks to Giraffe Man sitting in front of me.

by Mina_Colada February 21, 2015

Man of honor

Chris Bellamy

That Chris Bellamy don is a serious man of honor

by CH1):6 May 1, 2022