Equal to 56,000 metric tons. Named after the notorious sizes of boy's pockets (such as the famous case of Timmy having sneaked his entire home into class that one time. Really got the whole school talking)
by Nightwatch2007 November 20, 2022
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Let's his kids break your stuff, spends your money like he made it. Never takes YOU on a date unless you pay, and only spends the night when he wants head or pussy. Always tries to fuck your ass because he thinks his dick is small and he don't think he does any good. Bitches about his mom but lives in her house and pays no bills. He will break your heart if you have one. Stay away from a fuck boy. There is no future except for friends with benefits. He will hold you til 3 am to shut you up and make you think he cares. Be ware
Let's his kids break your stuff, spends your money like he made it. Never takes YOU on a date unless you pay, and only spends the night when he wants head or pussy. Always tries to fuck your ass because he thinks his dick is small and he don't think he does any good. Bitches about his mom but lives in her house and pays no bills. He will break your heart if you have one. Stay away from a fuck boy. There is no future except for friends with benefits. He will hold you til 3 am to shut you up and make you think he cares. Be ware
That fuck boy broke my heart. I thkuvht be cared but he spent my money and left me lonely and confused.
by 0fuckstogive July 29, 2018
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Get the Nugget Boy mug.The term “absolute boy” is often used as a slang expression to describe someone who is admired for their savagery or celebrated for their aggressive actions, dirtbag personality, or general degenerate vibe. It typically conveys a sense of endearment and respect.
The definition can vary depending on context, but generally, an “absolute boy” is:
• A legend or hero: Someone who stands out for their drinking skills, distasteful humour and love for their boys.
• Unapologetically themselves: Someone genuine and confident in their dirtbag identity.
• Unreliable and fun: A person who brings energy, joy, or discouragement to those around them.
The definition can vary depending on context, but generally, an “absolute boy” is:
• A legend or hero: Someone who stands out for their drinking skills, distasteful humour and love for their boys.
• Unapologetically themselves: Someone genuine and confident in their dirtbag identity.
• Unreliable and fun: A person who brings energy, joy, or discouragement to those around them.
Nicole: “Did that guy over there chug that beer in one gulp?”
Jon: “Yeah , he always chugs his first Guinness of the day. Fucking Legend. He’s my Absolute Boy”
Jon: “Yeah , he always chugs his first Guinness of the day. Fucking Legend. He’s my Absolute Boy”
by Dirtbag6969 December 15, 2024
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