Spider-man edition

When you drop something made of glass and the glass shatters, but stays in place. It creates a web-like appearance. This creates a limited edition version of whatever you previously had, known as the Spider-man edition.

I dropped my phone on the sidewalk and the screen shattered. It's not quite broken, it's just Spider-man edition now.

by TuningOnTheRun October 22, 2013

Technical Grade Man

Overestimates attraction women have for him; fancies himself a player without any redeeming qualities; Has no standards.

Will try to use you as a drive-thru fast food sex service and when you tell him "No" he will think you want a relationship.

Desperate for female attention, but quality women will detect the distinct odor of lowered expectation and disappointment.

All Technical Grade Men are cowards, but not all cowards are Technical Grade. The term player is not an accurate substitute for a Technical Grade because a Technical Grade has no game.

Eg. “Sometimes you gotta just bang a Technical Grade Man when you're bored. = No self-esteem, no kiss and tell and your friends won't find out… said nobody ever!”

by Willem Dafoes Junk October 26, 2013

yo man i'm faded

Means to be cool and 'fresh'

Man #1
"Yo man you can trust me I'm faded!"

Man #2
" 'ight man I feel you."

Man #1 "yo man I'm faded."

by Jazsler November 4, 2013

poor man's roll

Taking an Amphetamine and a Benzodiazepine simultaneously to emulate the effects of extacy when said substance is unavailable or unreliable or you just prefer the PMR.

Dood I popped like three klonapin and some Dex This is the poor man's roll!

by elwoood13 November 5, 2013

man council

When a group of men call a meeting to discussing their manliness.

Man council member: I just got laid

Man council DJ plays "Now you're a man a manly manly man"

by KingArnold November 21, 2013

Man Acoster

A desperate girl that takes men by the hand in the Club and sleeps with them because she loves it. The Man has been 'accosted' by a Female. The Female is a 'Man Acoster'.

"Bro check that gal taking that idiot home, she's a Man Acoster!"

by Neptunenec December 6, 2013

Milk man

a being who in which snitches/grasses people up if they know they are doing wrong. will try their best to get you in trouble.

karl: hey come rob that shop?

josh: naaa man look in isle three, full of milk men!

karl: we'll come back when the milk man has gone.

by james carlos harper December 15, 2013