When your parents explain to you what cancer is

We all remember that day when we learned what cancer was, but my parents in particular did excruciatingly well telling me that half of my mom's side of the family had cancer and that they were going to eventually die. In fact, I think she first told us(me and my brother), at the ripe age of 4 and 2, that our grandma had stage 3 breast cancer and was going to die. She didn't even tell us what cancer was, for fuck's sake. And the consequence of that was me going on for another 8 years thinking cancer was instant death and that different parts of your body could get it.... Like, what the fuck? And then turns out my Grandpa had prostate cancer, so that was fun, but not as lethal. Another one of my great-uncles had ball cancer AND lung cancer. I can only pray that I don't share any of their fates, but I think one of the reasons she escaped it was because she went to med school. Definitely not me, so I can only hope.

Mother: Son, your grandma is going to die.
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.

Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
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by PORGSSSS October 17, 2023

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by well mr squarepants it see sus December 14, 2022

You smell like smell and your name is nell

if some one insults you with these words then you should just kermit sewerslide and watch my story animated

if your name is nell well then TO BAD

idk You smell like smell and your name is nell cause you suck

by Your pseudonym but its rly min May 19, 2020

Daddy, why did you eat my fries?

That famous song from Adventure Time.

Then Marceline asked, "Daddy, why did you eat my fries?"

by banh a a February 18, 2020

how do you get dick from richard

simply ask him nicely

1: how do you get dick from richard
2: ask him nicely

by Confusions December 21, 2021

Bruce you still own me 16 dollars

Originally Created and posted by the YouTuber
Eyezayar "Bruce you still own me 16 dollars" is a meme that has seemingly popped up out of nowhere during 2021.

Superman slowly descends
Superman: Bruce you still own me 16 dollars
The Camera Cuts Too batman
Batman: Fuck off

by Stallone Malone September 14, 2021

I honestly dont know what you are speaking of

What you say when you honestly dont know what somone is talking about.

Eh? I honestly don't know what you are speaking of....

by What the hell? April 20, 2006