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big fuck off

When you want something obscenely/aggravatingly large to fuck off because of its annoying existence or presence.
person 1 : "can you get the salt please"
person 2 : "no Johns big fuck off ego is in the way"

or

person 1 : "Why isn't the traffic moving"
person 2 : "Because that big fuck off truck crashed in the middle of the road"
by jamzyyyy January 15, 2019
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That shit's fucked up

a. Anything that is messed up really bad.

b. Used to curse at something that didn't go your way.

c. A thing that annoys or pisses you off.

d. (Used occassionally) Someone who has a really weird or unusual personality and/or does stuff that just aren't "normal."
Yo, everybody got a D or F on the exam! That shit's fucked up, man, why won't the teacher cuve it?

Yeah, I know, I used the system to do a check-over on my projet but it completely destroyed it instead! That shit's completely fucked up!

The chess computer keeps moving my own pieces! That shit's completely fucked up, dude. You can have it.
by Melvin72091 September 22, 2009
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Fucking boring bastard

RiceGum is a fucking boring bastard.
by Brucesnoop July 29, 2016
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Who gives a fuck

14 of June is who gives a fuck day when you go and vio people you dont like or rate
Aite you know that annoying bitch fuck her imma put it on my story that I dont like her fuck that dumb bitch its who gives a fuck day
by Black 2112 June 13, 2020
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what the ACTUAL fuck?

Take a standard "What the fuck?", multiply by a level of disbelief or incredulity, and then you have "What the ACTUAL fuck?".
Someone parks in two spaces, you exclaim "What the ACTUAL fuck?",
Someone gets up in your face, you shout "What the ACTUAL fuck?".
by DollyDolittle October 11, 2011
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Fuck me in the Dick

1. A statement screamed after an event that made you feel as if someone were fucking your dick.

2. Having one’s penis penetrated by another person’s penis.
After grabbing a hot skillet, passing a stone, or having a catheter removed you would say “Fuck me in the Dick!”

Dale fucked me in the dick last night. It was great.
by Uncle Dewy G June 15, 2010
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rectal fist fucking

Am J Forensic Med Pathol. 1985 Dec;6(4):319-24. Related Articles, Links


Rectal fist insertion. An unusual form of sexual behavior.

Shook LL, Whittle R, Rose EF.

Rectal fist insertion (fist fucking) is an uncommon and potentially dangerous sexual practice. This is usually a homosexual activity, but can also be a heterosexual or an autoerotic practice. One known death has been reported associated with rectal fist insertion, in which the complications of anal and colonic tears and bleeding had occurred (see Editor's note). The possibility of drug overdose is also probable, as drugs and alcohol are commonly introduced into the rectum to promote sphincter relaxation and to ease the discomfort of anal dilatation.

PMID: 4072987 PubMed - indexed for MEDLINE
Believe it or not, this is a genuine paper, which you can view at medline!!!! (online journal)
by Finesilver January 19, 2005
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