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Zombie Topic

1. noun. A topic that will eventually EAT YOUR BRAINS!!!! 2. noun. A topic that isnt based on the original idea but keeps going long after the original idea is dead. Commonly found on forums and Facebook.
On someones note on facebook:
guy #1: Hey, anyone wanna get something to eat?
guy #2: Naw, i'm not hungry after reading about aliens taking over the world.
guy #3: No way!!! What were you reading?
guy #2: I was reading (insert book name here). Its so graphic.
guy #3: Sounds like a good book!
guy #4: Its kinda like (insert similar book here).
guy #2: No. Its not even close.
(etc.)
(later when guy #1 gets back to the page)
guy #1: AHHHHHHH!!!!! ZOMBIE TOPIC!!!!!!
by Imwithstupid531 December 26, 2009
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Zombag

1. Zombag refers to a zombie being a douche bag
2.Zombag can define a meat eating jerk that dosn't understand special terms
Example: Dude that zombag bit me
by Konirothezombag November 26, 2010
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zombus

Zombus are a kind of zombies which seek out prunes, but their speech impediment makes them gravely understood as if they are hungry for brains.

Pronounced with a U like in BULL, rather than like in GUM.
Singular is Zombu
A zombie and a zombu slouch down the marketplace
Zombie: Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains
Zombu: Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains
People run away
People: Ahhhhhhhhh! Zombies!
Zombu and his zombus friends catch a prune stall and eat prunes.
People: Cool, these are only zombus!
Zombie catches a person, cracks open their head, and slurps the brain.
by aervw December 15, 2010
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Zombie shot

"Zombie shot" is when you're shooting a gun unaware that the safty is on or that you have forgotten to cock the gun, so basicly a dead shot.
Luke: "okay i'm going to aim for the center of the card."

Kevin: "go for it bro."

Luke: -tryes to fire the gun but the tigger is locked- "awh safty's on."

Kevin: "You're a fail."
Luke: 'yeah bloody Zombie shot's."
by Kevin-T. April 13, 2011
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zombie infection

zombie infection: a breakout of a virus (infection) causing the dead to come to life and hunt the living and causing ultimate extinction of human race, eventually without control all life on earth.
by last man standing2 August 13, 2011
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zombie amocalypse

Practise for a potential real apocalypse, either through real life role play e.g: paint ball, or through games such as Black ops.
Person 1: "whatcha doing?"
Person 2: "zombie amocalypse" *playing play station*
by ZamizoEmpire September 12, 2011
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zomming

The sound your phone makes on vibrate, usually some chavvy facebook notification about candy crush!
Zzzzzzzzzzzz. "Tyrone invited you to play candy crush"
Zomming, zomm, zzzzz
by zomm November 19, 2013
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