Your mother

She's fat and dumb

Your mother's so fat, when she gets on an elevator, she has no choice but to go down!

by MrRandomDefined March 21, 2023

Your mom

Is so fat that the Earth would move back up. All would be as it once was

Your mom is fat

by Dabigpp January 17, 2023

Your Dad

A non-existent thing. Other people have one, but you don't. Besides your dad might be the Lorax or Antione Castillo.

Person: My dad took me camping.
You: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, you know I don't have a dad!
Person: Ok, Ok
You: Anyway your moms a whore, so he might not even be your dad, bitch.
Person: (Crying)

by Cocksucker96 February 1, 2023

Your heart

It not only keeps you alive, but it also helps make all your decisions. They’re usually very compulsive and fight with your brain a lot.

Your heart

by Purpstar615 February 4, 2023

Your mom

ITS JUST YOUR MOM

your mom is fat

by CHFRJHDGTfydjfyvth July 2, 2021

Your mother

what i fucked last night

I fucked your mother

by wtf?!?!?! July 17, 2003

your mother

kind of like "yo momma", but more intellectual.

kid from da hood: "YO MOMMA SO FAT....!!!"
reply from nerdy kid trying to fit in: "your mother..."

by PamBam June 14, 2006