Vegan's Law

Vegan's Law states that as notes/replies on a post on a social network site grow and more heated (hi Tumblr), it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will make a mocking comparison to vegans, to which a vegan will almost inevitably crawl out of the woodwork to play holier-than-thou in relation to meat-eaters. When the latter occurs, the vegan guilty of invoking Vegan's Law has effectively forfeited their dignity.

Not to be confused with the game "Spot the Vegan". This essentially concerns the increasing likelihood of Spot the Vegan occurring.

My Tumblr dashboard is ridiculous, but it's funny sometimes since I'll often see posts about racism or sexism turn into "Spot the Vegan". It's great how these children love to invoke Vegan's Law.

by BullockDS April 16, 2015

veganism

the science of vegan

he ran away from your veganism

by nolaveganism January 25, 2020

Homo-vegan

Pronoun
- a homosexual who happens to be a vegan
- a homosexual raping a vegan

Hey Homo-vegan!

ugh.. you're such a homo-vegan!

by muahahahah123 June 19, 2011

James Vegas

Amazing lead vocalist for the epic band Modern Day Escape. He saves lives with his amazing voice and he is the genius behind some of the best hardcore songs out there today.

"You know that James Vegas dude?"
"Yeah, he's amazing."
"He saved my life."

by MDEAustralia January 18, 2013

veganphobia

a person who is prejudiced against vegans

The way you are always putting vegans down you must suffer from veganphobia !

by F.U.HERO August 18, 2016

Vegan

People who don’t like eating sausages
Or steak
Or eggs
Or milk
Or cheese
Or pepperoni pizza

Brenda: “ew what’s she drinking?”
Stella: “soya milk she must be vegan”

Brenda: XD

by I am phat :D November 5, 2018

vegan mafia

Militant vegans who will ostracize their vegan friends who stray from the fold.

"We'll keep our newfound love of cheese to ourselves. We wouldn't want the vegan mafia to find out"

by guacomole February 26, 2007