boggy twat

When the two words "boggy" and "twat" are used together, it becomes a phrase that is used as an alternative way of calling someone any combination of basic swear words like f*cking b*tch, f*cking c*unt, dumb*ss b*tch, etc. This phrase is considered as a more humorous way of insulting someone and is usually used among friends as a joke

Mike: "Hahaha...bro you're such a little b*tch sometimes"
Alan: "Hahaha...shut up you boggy twat"

by I'm Sofa King Hard November 5, 2018

slam twatted

When someone is so drunk that they appear to be from a parralel universe or another planet. Speaking a language not known to man and acting in a way to contradict all known reality etc.

Fuck me mate i got proper munted last night.
But shit me did you see dave he was slam twatted, especially when he nailed that copper in the poo cunt.

by gibbomcgland August 19, 2007

Spotty twat

Someone with acne Thats a very spotty person

Sam’s a spotty twat, look at his forehead

by JDF719161 February 1, 2022

twat yachting

The sailing of ones penis in the vast oceans of a wet vagina.

Damn son, I was twat yachting all night in her pussy.

by Trigga Bone August 18, 2016

Twat nugget

A vagina dingleberry

You’re such a twat nugget Karen!

by I dunno 🤷‍♀️ March 16, 2022

Twat Cap

A twat cap are caps which were originally worn by rappers and gangsters but have now been worn by hipsters, the caps are usually have an american basketball team logo or a baseball team logo, they usually make the wearer look like a twat

"Hey look at that Hipster with his twat cap"
"I really want a twat cap but its too mainstream now"

by the big nonse January 2, 2012

twat tonsil

Bulbus upper inner thighs, resembling tonsils, that act as a protective barrier to the twat.

I was naked when I fell in the mud...LUCKILY my twat tonsils kept my puddy from getting dirty...

by PHATAZ February 24, 2015