salty cantelope

what spaull produces when rosie palms comes to town

Spaull's blue balls contain so much salty cantelope that he can ejaculate 5 feet.

by apt 3A June 08, 2004

Ol' salty mouth

One who's mouth at one point was filled with semen. One who gives a blow job. One who often acts salty

Miranda you are acting like an ol' salty mouth

by Jawz1486 April 21, 2017

Salty Frog Leg

Something extremely dumb or lacking thought.

Derives from what happens when you pour salt on a freshly killed frog legs, it twitches but isn't capable of thought.

John: Tim locked himself out of his house again.
Bob: what a salty frog leg.

by tyrese_wajahiti April 12, 2021

Salty black licorice

Licking a black mans sweaty cock... preferably in a closet

Sadie loves salty black licorice

by SadieLuvsU July 22, 2016

Salty white stuff

Big boy juice (cum)

Then i squirted the Salty white stuff in his mouth and he moaned

by Tankymansus? May 31, 2021

Harpooning the salty longshoreman

Anal sex, back door, butt sex

"They are harpooning the salty longshoreman."

"I'd like to harpoon her salty longshoreman."

"I got drunk last night and think I harpooned the salty longshoreman."

by Clark Barkenstomp August 30, 2018

salty awkward turtle

a delicious and nutritious, yet extremely awkward snack, created by shaniqua and bonfufu.

consisting of: awkward chocolate, awkward caramel, awkward nuts, and to top it all off, AWKWARD SALT,the king of awkwardness.

Shaniqua: "man, did you taste that salty awkward turtle?"
Bonfufu: "Nah, I was too busy workin' that pole."

by Bonfufu&Shaniqua INC. December 31, 2008