A person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. Medical advice may or may not contain glitter (*will contain glitter*). Safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any Australian doof.
by TiggyMima September 10, 2016
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Get the Upside-down Unicorn mug.1: A single-horned creature with either a horse or goat's body, rumored to have mystical powers
2: Someone so special and unique that there needs to be a special word for it.
2: Someone so special and unique that there needs to be a special word for it.
"I've only known two unicorns in my life. They both earned that title by having special and unique personalities."
by vampire!eric August 9, 2016
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-That deffenision of a horse seems to be preferebly refered to as a unicorn.
-Indeed random stranger i'v never knew!
-That deffenision of a horse seems to be preferebly refered to as a unicorn.
-Indeed random stranger i'v never knew!
by Not George Washington the 3:d February 14, 2018
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Get the unicorn shoe horn mug.Person 1: “You want to see Squishy unicorn?”
Person 2: “Of course I do”
Person 2’s mood is now improved.
Person 2: “Of course I do”
Person 2’s mood is now improved.
by Emo#3 November 21, 2021
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