wood wedgie

the act of penile penetration into the anus.

"Ted wood wedgied Hannah last night"

by Sidrox September 11, 2011

emily wood

Emily wood it the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is beautiful, courageous, and nicer than any grace you will ever meet

Emily wood:best friend you will ever meet

by Emily wood May 9, 2018

ms. wood

a dumb ass bitch that has no difference between a oak wood and her, she is a bad grader that all of the kids in her class failed

student 1: how much did u get in ms. wood class
student 2: I got a F
student 1: same

by THANOS1234 March 5, 2019

danny wood

Pretty stupid and gay

Damn Danny wood is pretty dumb and is hot for gavin

by Big booty baller April 19, 2019

leo wood

the best person to ever live on this earth if ur not his friend ur literally going to die alone with a dog named Minecraft you fatass.

“Oh your not friend with Leo wood? Kill yourself”

by Pillow_head March 20, 2021

wood slap

Eating oneself happy - mainly through crisps and cock.

Man that boy is fat.... he is bang on wood slap

by robgreen June 8, 2009

Morning wood

That feeling you get when you wake up and want to mine some trees in minecraft.

Mum, look at the size of the morning wood I have!

by ShampooDrinker September 13, 2021