crack to sacks

The overly-tight flared pants worn by ballroom dancers that are inherently designed to highlight, accentuate and "showcase" the area from the ass crack to the nut sack. Also known as nutslacks, assplants or chodehuggers. Standard slack of choice for men appearing on "Dancing With the Stars." Typically worn with a button down shirt offering only a single button, usually located at the belly-button area.

Looks like Jerry Springer is getting voted off tonight ... they've saddled him up in a pair of crack to sacks.

by Matt Bailey & Alicia Y. June 26, 2007

Whacky Sack

physical disconfort in the scrotum due to excessive masterbation. Most commonly induced by the testicles slamming against the inside of the thighs/groin area for an elongated period of time.

Jeremy: The Pat's chance at a playoff run is ruined!

Isaiah: Why? What happened?

Jeremy: Brady is out 7-9 weeks with whacky sack!

Isaiah: I guess Giselle just isn't doing it for him anymore .

by Scoopdevious December 02, 2016

Rick in the sack

Synonym for intense

That movie kept me on the edge of my seat, it was totally Rick in the sack.

by Yournamehere76 July 01, 2023

meatball sack

During a #2 your balls get out of the way by going up into your stomach so you don't poop on them.

My girlfriend tried to blow me while i was pooping but couldn't find my balls because i had meatball sack.

by Big Mike123 August 30, 2020

Bang Sack

A rogue walmart bag floating around the parking lot that a lonely freak stumbles upon and mangles it into a practically non-existent jizz dumpster. Very practical and quite useful as a bartering chip at local pawn shops.

Nathyam: I really want that buttplug you got behind the counter but all I have is this BANG SACK
Tyler: I've never seen a finer piece of merchandise in my life, you got any more?
Wheep: WOW! how neat, I'll have to find me one of those beauties.

by Creamy Dudlius December 07, 2021

gift sack

The scrotum forms an admirable covering for the protection of the testes. These bodies, lying suspended and loose in the cavity of the scrotum … are capable of great mobility, and can therefore easily slip about within the scrotum, and thus avoid injuries from blows or squeezes.

"I've got a couple things for you in my gift sack."

"Here's 0-2 pitch to A-rod. Oh! And he's taken it right in the gift sack!"

by shopping_w/Satan May 21, 2009

prune sack

The very wrinkly, old, and slimy sack of skin that swings below an old man's legs when he walks

Careful on the stairs dad, you don't want to rip your prune sack again

by AShrekle February 09, 2018