Crunchy peanut butter mohawk

When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk
by aidangreen January 04, 2023
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love peanut

a word for weird people that either think someone they love is a peanut... or they're just weird and call people that like grandmas
thank u love peanut!
by Luphanduh Sheniqua August 25, 2010
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peanut licker

An adjective referring to a person who is seeking favor by going out of the way to please the object of their desire.

An adjective referring to someone who licks the penis of someone he or she wishes to please.

See also brown noser, apple polisher, cock sucker, arse licker, or dick licker.
1. That guy wants a promotion so bad he's a real peanut licker.

2. Dwight really wants to be the manager of the Scranton office. Hes a real peanut licker.

3. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a peanut? Ask Holly, she's a real peanut licker.
by tako November 23, 2013
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Peanut Butter Banana

When you put your penis in a butthole and pull it out, then you have a peanut butter banana
I asked my husband if I could put his peanut butter banana in my mouth after he got done hitting me from the back
by Fat Boy Marco March 02, 2022
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Peanut Butter Blaster

When you are having anal sex and the woman has diarrhea.
I had to take a shower after giving her the peanut butter blaster.
by Sithlordo66 May 20, 2023
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I smell like peanut butter

In video games being so sweaty that you start to smell like peanut butter. Coined by Miggitymaan while playing Tarkov/DayZ/ and Gang Beasts
I'm so sweaty, I smell like peanut butter...
by Miggitymaan June 02, 2022
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