Tail Light

A person thats not bright.

James: "Check out my Honda Civic (D-series)"
Sam: Fuck off you tail light

by John-Looka July 07, 2022

twisting your tail

a) masturbating in public

b0 working your tail off to get something done, but unfortunately, achieving no results, or not the results that you hoped.

in terms of definition a) what your are doing is socially inappropriate, so stop twisting your tail. in definition b) if all you are doing is twisting your tail, you may be doing something wrong, and that is why you are not achieving any results.

by Sexydimma January 23, 2015

twisting your tail

A) masturbating in public

B) working your ads off, but unfortunately, achieving no significant results

If your problem is twisting your tail, definition b), it is time you considered stopping twisting your tail, definition a)

by Sexydimma March 28, 2017

sleeping on his shirt tail

When someone is late and they were most likely just late because they were cuddled up in bed with their s/o.

“Where is Fido?”
“His wife was sleeping on his shirt tail, he’ll be here in a few minutes.”

by Chillycold94 August 08, 2024

i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says .3 seconds after their significant other or best friend leaves the room

person 1: *leaves*
five seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot

by shampoo_bitch November 01, 2023

i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says to the remaining people in the room .3 seconds after their best friend or significant other leaves

person 1: bye guys
5 seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot

by shampoo_bitch November 01, 2023

Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex resulting in a male member becoming slathered in feces.

That bitch is dirty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you will end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.

by LilXangie May 23, 2024