Noob toob

A very small penis

You have a noob toob, bro

by CoolGuy♡♡ May 6, 2018

Chief Noob

Nigel Smith

oh my god Nigel Smith is such a noob he must be the Chief Noob !!!!

by BJ the Great January 18, 2009

ulti-noob

A person who has been playing a computer for more then three years and is still a noob at it. 75% of the time, ulti-noobs will neva become good enough to be even a regular noob.

George: Rei, your such an ulti-noob, you've been playing this game for six years and your still crap.
Rei: Its not my fault i'm an Ulti-noob.. I think its hereditary?

by MC united March 14, 2008

Noob Point

Noob Points are those points that are given to any person who fails to uphold the traditional gamer standards. The most common way to obtain Noob Points is by going to bed before 11pm.

Jake: Im going to bed now, Its getting late, its almost 9:30.

Larry: 500 Noob Points!

by StrangeThangs March 28, 2009

Femas Noob

someone who uses a femas too much in black ops

*BurninBlunts is a femas noob

by KillerRus94 April 17, 2011

noob h4x0r

a n00b and a h4x0r

Josh Helmes, Amber fullfeet, Abraham Smith, Emily amberstson, kevin day , todd marksmin, tony mccman.

by Yoquisha June 11, 2004

u r the noob

Phrase used to classify someone as "The Noob." May or may not be used as a compliment. May also be used in conjunction with the phrase "no u." Phrase can be used as a rebuttal statement towards someone as well.

Person 1: "lol i pwn"

Person 2: "u r the noob."

Person 1: "NO U R THE NOOB!"

by Francis Numan October 20, 2009