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Stokerian Fundamentalist

An adherent of the vampire mythos presented by Irish author Abraham "Bram" Stoker in his 1897 novel "Dracula" and other works. Beyond being students of Stoker's writing, they take his word on vampires to be Sacred Writ. They are know by their battle cry, "Real vampires don't sparkle!" and consider the literary conventions presented in the 2008 "Twilight" series of vampire novels by Stephenie Meyer to be heresy most foul.
I was going to the Con as Bella Swan and got jumped by a bunch of Stokerian Fundamentalists with garlic and oaken stakes. I was lucky to get out alive!
by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 10, 2019
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Stoner

Alex is a massive stoner
by 6969693 January 9, 2020
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stonerman

Whilst having kidney stonds, ejaculating and urinating into a womans mouth. First she will taste the cum, then the urine and at last she will get hit by some kidney stones.
"Fluri, where did you get all these bruises in your face from?"

"I got stonermanned."
by zgape February 13, 2020
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Soveria Mannelli

A gorgeous little town in the middle of Calabria, Southern Italy. Amazing things happened over there, but unfortunately no one really knows... The Soveritan Vespers against the French army or Garibaldi's passage and Bourbons' defeat are only few of the many wonderful stories that this place can tell.

Soveria Mannelli is situated in a valley carved by the Amato river, and it's surrounded by pristine nature and dense woods.

It was born around the XVIth century from a community of farmers, and over time became a really important town in its area. Soveritan people is mostly remebered for the linen manufacture tradition that goes on from the 1600s (that is sadly disappearing today).

Nowadays Soveria Mannelli is the homeplace of many important industries such as Lanificio Leo (the most ancient textile factory in Calabria), Rubbettino Editore (one of the most important Calabrian publishing houses) or Camillo Sirianni (that produces school and office furniture and export its products worldwide).
"Soveria Mannelli is the best place on Earth"

"I went to Soveria Mannelli this summer, i had a great time!"
by RubberSoul003 May 1, 2020
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stoner

when 4/20 blaze is apart of a daily routine.
wilma : seen that missy? a right stoner her.
by markdontlikebark May 19, 2020
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scover

the opposite of discover. Like when you're just laying around, doing nothing, and most of all, not discovering bish.
'Oh my god, he's like soboring these days. Like he s spent the entire day in his room, smoking fucking weed and just scovering.!@!!! All he ever does is scover...
by verhani May 29, 2020
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shoverhover

It's when your roommate is taking a shit but you also have to shit you shove them off the toilet and you both hover over it, evacuating your bowels simultaneously.
"So how was the dinner party last week, Ted?"
"Oh it went fine, until Bridges brought out the pâté. Heard there was a shoverhover going on in the upstairs bathroom. It got...everywhere"
by HexGrid June 7, 2020
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