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Steve-ing

I'm going to be Steve-ing tonight in this debate.
by Emos Unicorn April 1, 2021
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Sloppy Steve

When a neocon bangs his boss in the butt whilst simultaneously stroking said boss and wearing a KKK hat.
Oh man, Jeff, Reince, Kush, DonJ, Kev, Paul and Vlad lined up and gave Big D the old Sloppy Steve for like about the last year, huh?
by QuinnFlint April 24, 2018
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the Big Steve

ie: noun.

The most hallowed of pizzas, The Big Steve is a feast fit for Kings named after all Steve's natural pizazz and regal demeanor. It is the sustinance of gods, created by a master chef using only the finest quality ingredients from the world's most provacative locals. Chef's who are renowned and educated enough to craft this delicate and savory dish are to be worshiped like the king's and queens they serve. The aroma wafting from this delicacy is enough to make even the most strong willed vegan or perverbial "health nut" bend the knee and give in to their temptation. The parmesan garlic Alfredo sauce is reduced in a slow simmering sauce pan with hints of rosemary and oregano. The chicken is grilled flawlessly over the coals of a dying star. The grain used to craft the crust as well as the green peppers, sometimes reffered to as "the apple" in religious texts, placed atop this perfect pie are grown within the garden of Eden. Only the most prestigious examples of human kind such as Chuck Norris, Gandhi, or Fred Flinstone, are capable of devouring The Big Steve in it's entirety. If you are ever blessed with a pizza known as "The Big Steve", you should first thank God that he has blessed you and your taste buds that day, and secondly devour as much as you possibly can as this gift will likely not be bestowed upon you twice in the same lifetime.
Dude 1: Dude, my dad is going by Domino's tonight and he's gonna order "The Big Steve"!!!

Dude 2: Man that's freaking awesome, don't forget to bow before it when it comes through the door.
by Senti_Mentel March 15, 2019
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Steve

An unidentified coach or other person whom others expect that you are on a first name basis with when you in fact are not.
Who the fuck is Steve.
by lbprops April 14, 2024
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Steve Jobs-less

A business leader who pretends to be a thought provoker (innovator) only to secretly align themselves willing patsy (proxy) of an larger agenda that benefits them directly or the groups they’re aligned with for the sole purpose of control and/or greed.

They fear exposure and pivot to join the bandwagon successful business leaders who take calculated risk without worry of corporate judgment or backlash.
Did you hear about Steve Jobs-less over at Company X that required all workers to come back to the office during Covid? Regardless of the fact the company made record profits and higher productivity, all because the President said we should.

As a result, they loss all of their experience workers to other competitors moving away from they old business model and then they suddenly walked back their policy due to revenue loss. They knew they never needed their workers to be the office in the first place, especially with the type of work they do. It’s ridiculous.
by LBtheG May 8, 2022
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Steve

oh look there's Steve going to punch a tree
by Hacker239283 February 21, 2024
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Steve

A really inconsiderate person. Someone who couldn’t care less about other people and their well being. No sense of responsibility. Boisterous and unhygienic.
You should get a job, dude. You’re acting like a real Steve.

Hey Steve, maybe try to think of others sometimes. It might change your perspective.
by Geniehutjunior August 24, 2022
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