Steve Job

Shoving an IPod up someone's ass and then playing with their genitals.

"I was really into it and then she gave me a Steve Job"

by Sebwich September 25, 2021

steve woodrum

Huge asshole extremely conceited and self-centered full of ego very sneaky always deceiving and conniving selfish Narcissistic almost evil like traits Habitual cheater and habitual liar has no conscience and feels no remorse loves to belittle and bully women to make himself feel better don’t let his act fool ya he is anything but good

That guy really seems like a huge asshole he was so rude he was a Steve Woodrum for sure!

by Dickbag sniffer July 9, 2021

the steve harvey

Congratulating or awarding someone in front of an audience, only to realize they are not the intended recipient; then, having to retract your congratulations, leaving them standing there awkwardly with a half-frozen smile on their face. Painful.

Sheila, Congratulations on being the top salesperson of the year!!! Here is your plaque showing our appreciation! Oh wait, this says SHAWN... Sheila was not the winner, and thus, the loser. Sorry for the Steve Harvey.

by CleverCleo March 31, 2016

Steve Con

A convention for all Steves and Steve allies. This annual convention (no official date or location; it can happen whenever or wherever) celebrates and acknowledges all Steves, Stevens, Stephens, and related fellas. Steves of all genders are welcome.

Hey man, I didn't see you at this year's Steve Con! You missed a seriously good lecture on the values having a local Steve in any community.

by Ominous Council Ruler July 1, 2021

Steve’s Lava Chicken

A type of chicken served at Steve’s lava chicken shop. It is cooked in hot lava and has a crispy, juicy, taste. It’s super spicy and it’s a lava attack.

L-l-l-lava, ch-ch-ch-chicken
Steve’s lava chicken yeah it’s tasty as hell
Ohh mamacita now your ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy now your having a snack
Oh super spicy it’s a lava attack.

by IAMSTEVE1130 April 30, 2025

Steve

Steve is a name for wholesome people. We’ve had a bunch of wholesome Steves’ in our lives that it would be a shame to not recognize it.
Steve- Minecraft
Steve- Blues Clues
Steve Carell- The Office
Steve Rodgers- Captain America
Etc…

That man just gave a homeless person $100! He’s such a Steve.

by Redonkulous Definitions December 3, 2021

Steve

A gay man that hates women, and is a little biphobic.

Gay Man: You're gay, not bi. You can't have both, why would you like women?

Bisexual Man: Quit being such a steve.

by biblebitch December 10, 2023