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Patrick Star

The cornucopia of awesome, Patrick is a dumb, pink starfish that often hangs out with his best pal Spongebob, as they wander around their hometown, Bikini Bottom, blessing the ocean with their stupidity. He is the dumber of the two (and that's saying something), but often has sudden bursts of genius, which disappear faster than they came. He is also the funnier of the two because he has the most badass voice and also because he had reached the absolute zenith of stupidity. That's right, Patrick Star had mastered the art of dumbassness (in a good way).
He rocks and you know it.
"The inner mechanations of my mind are an enigma."

"If I ever found the jerk that threw that peanut, I'd have a few choice words with him. Like, uh, "you". And "are". And "a jerk"!"

Patrick: "Well here's your problem! You have it set to M for Mini, when all you have to do is set it to W for Wumbo!"
Spongebob: "Partick, I don't think Wumbo is a word..."
Patrick: "C'mon! I Wumbo. You Wumbo. He, she, we Wumbo. Wumbology, the study of Wumbo. It's first grade, Spongebob!"
Spongebob: "I never should have doubted you, Patrick!"

*The quotes might not be exactly as they are on TV. Let's hope my memory serves me right*
by punchline March 6, 2005
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Rock Star Parking

The rare occurrence of obtaining a parking space directly outside the door of a bar, club, or restaurant.
Woot! We just got Rock Star Parking! Let’s go liquor up some ladies and get them naked back at my place.
by 1point3liter September 2, 2005
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daily star

Shite British tabloid that focuses on C-list celebrities and the plight of the average joe to become semi-famous. Marginally better than the sun, due to the fact it has good coverage of horse racing.
by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004
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hood star

Someone who is known around the hood for selling drugs and making it big.
Young Jeezy used to be a hood star until he made it big in the rap game.
by Hell Rell August 13, 2006
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Lela Star

The most beautiful Cuban Porn star a guy like me could never have! Very vocal, extremely exotic, young, born on June 13, 1985 in Cape Coral, Florida. Has had many sexual relations..
Dude you heard of Lela Star

Tommy: Hell yeah I'm always slapin the shlong to that shit

Man you nasty!

Bro, I'd work for her If she needed help with Promotions or filming!! That would make a nice life change. At least you'd be stimulating the economy with keeping the American people satisfied with porn from a sexy woman like Lela Star!
by Letmegetu February 19, 2010
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Lucky Star

The only way to lose 90% of your brain cells and greatly enjoy it at the same time.
I woke up, then I watched Lucky Star. Before I knew it, it was time for me to go to sleep. Then I woke up and watched it again.
by JustAnotherRandomAnimeFan November 11, 2009
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Lela Star

A bigger slut than an actual slut. With the fakest body and most annoying voice who sells her premium snapchat for losers to fap to her fake ass.
Loser: OMG! I bought Lela Star's premium snapchat!
Sane person: Great for you dumbass she is faker than the Kardashians.
by Altex November 10, 2018
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