Don't shoot the cook

When you get bad news while eating your dinner.

(Eating dinner)(K to Steve)
K: I just got news that Oliver succumb to disease.
Steve: When did this happen?
K: About an Hour ago
Steve: Lets get the Family together. I was just eating my dinner.
K: Hey, I'm just a messenger.

Don't shoot the cook.

by Thatfatgirl1985. October 17, 2017

Floppy shooting

When you ejaculate without getting hard.

I jerked of to a lampshade and had some floppy shooting.

by Jsummers33 December 19, 2016

*shooting stars music plays*

What you type in the comments after someone has been slapped by an insane power
i.e. Dwayne Johnson

BTW, this is a dead meme.

Example: when the female colossal Titan smacked those 3 horses and dudes straight into heaven

Dave: bro John just got slapped by a car. He's dead
Bill: *shooting stars music plays*

by I hate your life for you August 06, 2021

shoot em or salute em

Either get rid of the person. Or follow along with them.

You keep complaining about your senator. I say shoot em or salute em.

by Sicilian Cowboy November 04, 2023

National Shoot Your Shot (Brave) Day

When that day comes, you have to shoot your shot to anyone you like or someone random.

"Would you go out with me naja?" "Why?" "Because it's National Shoot Your Shot (Brave) Day ."

by Null <3 February 18, 2023

Poor Shooting Disease (PSD)

A basketball term where a team simply misses a ton of shots. This can be because the team is actually bad at shooting or because they are in a random shooting slump. PSD is not usually a terminal. Symptoms will start to wane and the team will eventually be healed. Their shooting averages will revert to normal. If the team is just bad at shooting basketballs, they will die a slow and painful death in the form of lost games due to PSD.

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Baller 1: Man, how do we keep losing these games? These teams are terrible.
Baller 2: I don't know man, I think it's a bad case of Poor Shooting Disease (PSD).

by wosh360 November 12, 2015

Shooting tour dates

When a basketball player has a bad shooting performance that their stat lines resemble calendar dates (eg. 5/18, 2/12, 3/11). Typically used to make fun of players who have a stretch of bad games.

"Trae Young been shooting tour dates lately, 1/12 and 4/17 last two games"

by epicgamer999 March 16, 2024