Simon Says...

Krystal, I’d like to help you out today. Which way did you come in?

Simon Says... "Krystal, whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly."

Simon Says... by Simon11 February 2, 2013

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Simon Says

The type of guy that makes you lock down on your relationship with your S/O. He doesn’t really have anything to offer but he likes to talk. You shouldn’t worry about him, but you do anyways.

Danny was warned about Jake trying to take his girl. Jake is such a Simon Says.

Simon Says by Gevoboi June 17, 2018

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Survey says

the preface to using the word douche bad

person 1- Survery says....
person 2- DOUCHE BAG~!

Survey says by Ghettofied April 2, 2004

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'till the clock says FM

When you stay up to 12:00 PM in the next day.

How to preform a 'till the clock says FM:

1. Wake up before 12:00 PM (noon)
2. Consume energy drink of choice. (You will want to do this step. Trust me.)
3. Pull off an all-nighter
4. Stay up 'till 12:00 PM in the next day where sleep deprivation will most likely change PM on clocks to FM and FM on radios to PM.

I pulled off a 'till the clock says FM. It was brutal.

I was super tired when I tried to do the 'till the clock says FM.

I preformed the 'till the clock says FM +12 hours. AM stays AM on clocks.

'till the clock says FM by James1011R April 20, 2011