commie sauce

The change from Communism into the Russia's sauce because some fucker from in the system thought it was...

A.) A smart idea, that only they would think of.
B.) Or a way to give a hobo on thier government steps a good laugh.

A:
Guy: How 'bout we prove our supreme knowledge and try make Russia look like fuckfaces at the same time?!!
Secretary: Wouldn't that be hard? After all you're sloshed, dude!

B:
President: THE NEW Commie sauce! In a local brand-market near you! Try it and you can almost TASTE how fucking dumb our congress is!!

by Phatal May 24, 2003

uncle sauce

When you stick your uncle into a juicer and ejaculate into the juice produced by the juicer and feed it too your cat Mittens and he ejaculates while vomiting into a can.

I just love uncle sauce on a Monday morning.

by Dick_mangler May 7, 2018

El Sauce

when your girlfriend's mom accidently touches your testicles or penis or both when attempting to give you a towel.

Well when I was getting out of the shower before I swam, my Anna's mom pulled an el sauce when she tried to give me a towel.

by the sauce master May 18, 2010

gag sauce

A large, warm load of semen. Particularly shot into the back of a girls throat causing them to gag.

"It was crazy how much gag sauce Suzy got in her mouth, it was ridiculous!!"

by Gstick November 28, 2016

Cheeze Sauce

A sexual act involving 2 slices of Kraft singles and a man's genitals. It involves wrapping both slices around the man's penis and sucking until ejaculation which will also produce melted cheese. Post-ejaculation you have created the ever famous "CHEEZE SAUCE!!"

Example 1

Man - "Bitch you hungry?!"
Bitch - "Umm... i could eat something."
Man - "Bitch! Come make some CHEEZE SAUCE!!"

Example 2
Bitch - "Damn!"
Man - "What's goin on cuint?"
Bitch - "I went to make a Cheeze Whiz sandwitch, and we seem to be all out of cheeze!"
Man - "Ain't no problem Hoe! Come over here and get some of that CHEEZE SAUCE!!"

by TheDarkness1694 June 1, 2010

t-sauce

tomato sauce

Shaun, Do you want t-sauce on your burger?
Robert, What is t-sauce?
Shaun, Tomato sauce you fuckin idiot
Robert, T-sauce is not tomato sauce
Shaun, um yeah it is
Robert, not tobasco? i feel like you just made that up
Shaun, fuck you Rob... Jess want some t-sauce?

by tsacue fake news June 3, 2017

Raw Sauce

Phrase used by BIg Shaq before he says "The ting goes skrrrahh pop pop pop pop and a boom boomp you dun now."
Big Shaq is a awesome rapper who roasted Shaquille O'Neal.

Just Sauce Raw Sauce Skrrrahh Pop pop

by ItsJustAPrank! April 20, 2018