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Rusty gaff

A rusty gaff is similar to a well known rusty hook, or a lesser known but equally important powerful rusty hook.The main differences is that you rusty up your grease rod instead of a classless finger.
When a gave the dutch woman a power rusty gaff it felt like pulling a tuna on board. She then wanted one rusty gaff a day to earn her citizenship.
by TrapEdicate November 23, 2019
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Rusty Nail

Popping a turd in the fridge to let it freeze and then using it as a dildo.
"Mate last week I froze one of my shites so I could rusty nail my new bird in the fanny".
by we_need_jesus September 20, 2017
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RUSTY TUCKER

The act of a man fucking a person in the ass and when he pulls out with a shit covered dick he tucks it in between his legs to look like a woman.
Taylor performed a rusty tucker with Dom last night.
by Taytaygaygay July 21, 2023
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Rusty Gillespie

When a babe and/or (straight Ish/bi) bubba have their mouths on another man’s (usually a straight Alpha/Bull’s) natural, as-is (typically ripe, visibly dirty) tail pipe, as a service/respect, when the bull suddenly (purposefully or subconsciously) rips a massive (dry or wet) fart which is wholly forced into the butt lickers’ mouths or in their face. It’s disrespectful to try To avoid eating the farts , no matter how noxious or messy. It’s good To thank him.
It’s not unusual for a variety of reasons that a country boy learn early what a rusty Gillespie is and how powerfully the silent message of respect and/or submission is sent in this timeless right of passage taught usually by the boy’s father with the intention that the boy will service the father’s asshole with his smiling, eager to please mouth, and likely all the fathers friends if the boy shows a knack for this. My big strapping cornfed hard working burly pop who had this MASSIVE wide round hairy working man’s ASS. The level of stank and often the amount of tackiness from all that assjulce built up during his tough work sat and thick shit skits and dingle berries in dad’s butt hairs made training to be dads TP, buttsuck, and gas receptacle so challenging, nasty, AND rewarding. And the look of pride he had watching his best bud, a massive black meathead, squat daily on his young son’s flushed , confused, nauseated, scared face was lewd and encouraging, and demanding that giving that huge black stank tube a deep cleaning and that I ASK & beg for him to fart. I was a child prodigy BLACK rusty Gillespie player.
by Bull Ass Sniffer December 26, 2022
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rusty cannoli

The act of a woman defecating on one's penis, then inserting said poopdick into the vagina for an eventual creampie.
Everything was going great with the anal, until she pooped on me. I'ma get mines, though, so I gave her the rusty cannoli.
by themeatsweats May 6, 2019
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rusty russian

A rough handjob from a hairy burly woodsman with rusty nails
They went to the bathroom an he got a Rusty Russian all night
by Twobodiez June 19, 2017
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Rusty Flounder

When you have extremely underwhelming sex with a woman who puts forth zero effort and is offended when you ask her to get on top and fall asleep wishing you had just smoked a blunt and made a visit to the old PHub, only to find out in the morning that she painted your new bed sheets a rusted bronze with her explosive diarrhea that smells like lo mein.
I shoulda known she was gonna Rusty Flounder me when she ordered General Tso's Chicken AND Lo Mein.
by mdc for life September 3, 2019
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