post videogame amnesia 

Having been told something while playing videogames then forgetting what it was when you are done.

Mom:"Did you put the clean clothes in the dryer like I asked?"
Son:"Sorry Mom, I had post videogame amnesia and I forgot"

post videogame amnesia by Warrior Will July 22, 2012

Post Band Discovery Obsession 

In which one discovers a new band, and can then only look at/listen to/think about/talk about for a 2-4 week period following discovery. Period of time may vary depending on the individual

Friend 1: Have you listened to the new Sparks the Rescue song?
Friend 2: I cant, I'm busy listening to Rocky Loves Emily, I kind of have Post Band Discovery Obsession!

Post Band Discovery Obsession by Fangirls everywhere August 20, 2012

Post-festivitis 

A bout of depression following a holiday or festival.

Man, I partied so hard Christmas and New Years. I've got a severe case of post-festivitis.

Post-festivitis by zobier January 13, 2013

Post Resurrection 

The act of adding a comment to an old and inactive post on anything like Facebook or a forum site. Often causes hordes of people to resume commenting on the post, usually completely off topic from what the post was originally about.

Marco might have posted that picture of himself snowboarding in 2009, but through post resurrection I caused his entire chemistry class to begin a discussion of the upcoming quiz in the comments.

Post Resurrection by Interrobanging January 15, 2013

post-speech amnesia

When just after you gave a speech in public, you can't remember how you did or exactly what you said or how long you were talking.

"Dude, i have post-speech amnesia. Can you like record my speech for me so I can watch it afterwards and see how good I was?"

"Sure dude, I hate having post-speech amnesia. That ish sucks."

post-speech amnesia by collegekid4yourinfo March 12, 2013

post eruption magma ooze

after a male ejaculates, take your thumb and forefinger, pinch the post coitus flaccid penis (like you’re are squeezing out the last bit of mayonnaise from a package from chik fil a) from the base to the tip and that is what comes out and oozes down onto your fingers

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post eruption magma ooze by ReXXXgoliath September 23, 2013

post traumatic test disorder 

The crappy feeling you experience when you realize you bombed the test

Dakota: Dude, you look like like crap! What's wrong?
Kenny: I didn't study for the science test and I know I did bad!
Dakota: you must be suffering from post traumatic test disorder

post traumatic test disorder by Joshthefish December 2, 2013