the rumbly crumbly creak that is let out when you know you really need to take a shit but you're holding it in for whatever reason.
by bananachicken April 14, 2010
Get the poo creakmug. A ghost poo is _the_ rarest and king of all poos. It challenges your grasp on reality, because when you look in the bowl to see what you've done (don't worry, eveyone does this) there is no smell and nothing there... puzzling enough, but when you wipe your arse it's already as clean as... well as clean as it ever was.
The ghost poo is smooth and firm enough to be ejected with
"toilet escape velocity" i.e. you shot it right around the u-bend. So it not only disappears but there is no lingering pong, as it only had a millisecond of exposure to the atmosphere.
So... did you really poo. The only evidence is few unreliably changed synapses that are busy trying to work out more important stuff.
The ghost poo is smooth and firm enough to be ejected with
"toilet escape velocity" i.e. you shot it right around the u-bend. So it not only disappears but there is no lingering pong, as it only had a millisecond of exposure to the atmosphere.
So... did you really poo. The only evidence is few unreliably changed synapses that are busy trying to work out more important stuff.
"I just had a brilliant shit. Well, I mean, I think I did."
"I just had a ghost poo. It's a shame for people who will never have one"
"I just had a ghost poo. It's a shame for people who will never have one"
by Malc_C July 24, 2008
Get the ghost poomug. 1. A person with malnutrition who can not defecate normaly. Usually causes the person with poo juice to be ridiculed by his or her peers.
2. Another name for diarrhea
2. Another name for diarrhea
1. Dude, you really should eat healthy or your poo juice will be even more visible.
2. The father was upset because he had to clean his baby's poo juice.
2. The father was upset because he had to clean his baby's poo juice.
by Jenn Hoffmaster July 26, 2007
Get the Poo Juicemug. by someone7 July 26, 2005
Get the poo tinkymug. 1 of 3 successive warnings that your anus gives to your entire body before you either shart or collapse in a puddle of poo.
by Micoco September 7, 2007
Get the Poo Wavemug. A poo blot is what is seen on the toilet paper after wiping a dirty ass.
Not unlike a Rorschach ink blot, a poo blot's image left on the toilet paper is open for interpretation.
A hundred different people could look at a poo blot and each could see something different.
The exciting thing about poo blots is each time you wipe the result will be different, that is to say no two poo blots will ever bee the same. Everything from what one eats to wiping-technique will effect the outcome.
Even more uncontrolled factors such as height, weight, or even gender are thought to contribute to poo blot results.
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Not unlike a Rorschach ink blot, a poo blot's image left on the toilet paper is open for interpretation.
A hundred different people could look at a poo blot and each could see something different.
The exciting thing about poo blots is each time you wipe the result will be different, that is to say no two poo blots will ever bee the same. Everything from what one eats to wiping-technique will effect the outcome.
Even more uncontrolled factors such as height, weight, or even gender are thought to contribute to poo blot results.
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"I had the runniest crap the other day, after I wiped I swear my poo blot looked like a woman crying...wanna see?"
"No way man that poo blot totally looks like a dog swimming in a lake!"
"No way man that poo blot totally looks like a dog swimming in a lake!"
by BlaqueIce January 13, 2008
Get the Poo Blotmug. by poo monger January 21, 2009
Get the poo shootmug.