Trouser Polisher

Derogatory term for Management or admin staff who spend most of their life sitting behind computers. Typical activity involves passing down edicts to the shop floor that normally involve measuring performance.

Here’s another load of shit bobbing down the stream from those fucking Trouser Polishers.

by Brian Elland November 21, 2023

nail polish remover junkies

me

nail polish remover junkies

by urmumlovesmybrain August 31, 2023

Polish The Rusty Sheriffs Badge

The act of spitting on a butthole and proceeding to rub in the spit with your finger.

She said she wanted to try anal so I said let me polish the rusty sheriffs badge first.

by Meathead Nation January 2, 2019

Polish pork sword

A very large very pale peins at least 8 inches

Oh my God yesterday Tom from the office sent my girlfriend a picture of his polish pork sword so I gave him more papers to fill out just to piss him off

by The mans dictionary June 23, 2023

Polish Rainbow

Referring to when an artificial rainbow celebrating gay pride is set on fire.

Ugh, more pride parades? Let's go make a Polish Rainbow.

by leiavonalderaan February 25, 2021

Polish Rabbits

Tiny fluffy rodents that can absolutely destroy you.

Person: Awww cut Polish Rabbits!
Me: (shows arm that is covered in scratches and bleeding) They hurt really bad.

by anonymous June 10, 2022

hot dog polisher

someone who loves sucking hot dogs as in penisis.

Jose wanting off work early and ask the boss. Joke ly I said go polish his hot dog and may be you will get off work early

Jose is the biggest hot dog polisher we have.

by Plotchman November 10, 2017