Skip to main content
here mind that daniel, he just bought a bit af that jambo n told ec hes pipen
pipen by ScotlandUG July 19, 2019

crack pipe cramps 

Cramps caused by to much pipe smoking, usualy effecting the lips and eyes. Often mistaken for blowers cramp
simptums include, purked out lips still in the pipe sucking position and crossed eyes that are still focused about 3-5 inches past the nose(where the lighter would be). May also cause some slurred speach.
"Dude what's wrong with your face, your Crack Pipe Cramps are so bad you can't even look straight.
crack pipe cramps by TCW00dy March 17, 2004

Saskatchewan Pipe Dope 

Dirt or Mud used as a sealant that is used to make a pipe thread joint leak proof and pressure tight.
Worker- Want me to wire brush and dope those threads boss?
Boss -No need its has enough Saskatchewan pipe dope.

Straight pipe

1 (noun, automotive): An exhaust system mod in which all mufflers and catalytic converters are removed, literally having a "straight pipe" as your exhaust. Doing this will increase noise and free up HP. It is very illegal almost everywhere except in M town

2 (verb, informal, sex): {aggressive], rough, hard sex, usually used to describe rough oral sex, face fucking
1: God damn it I'm sick of hearing my neighbors straight piped Honda everyday at 3 AM
2: He Striaght piped me and now my neck is sore

one way pipe cleaner

Refers to urination or ejaculation, which clears the urethra.
Guy: I just took a one way pipe cleaner to relax a bit.

Siberian Pipeline 

Similar to the the Alaskan pipeline; however, after freezing the shit filled condom, you insert it into a woman's vagina.
Yesterday I was going to perform the Alaskan pipeline, but it was dark and I ended up in Siberia. Oh well that's the Siberian Pipeline for you
Siberian Pipeline by SBreen November 23, 2009