pineapple overlord

The original founders of the world we live in, the creationists that bound the fibers of our universe, the origin of the universe was in fact explicity for us, but, Pineapple Overlord17 has recently blogged in the 7th demension about the truth behind their mission and retreat. Pineapple Overlord17 states that "the universe was created in a super ridiculous, puzzling, squ*red up mind game, purely for intertainment. Its really boring being a crazy @$$ pineapple in the middle of space and accomplishing nothing. People were funny as hell at first. Then they got a little crazy... overboard... questioning who made them and crap so we decided to intervein, we made jesus as a prank... and a whole new story with no serious answer they could actually find for sure. It grinded their geirs to a point they got llame as llamas so long story short, we didnt want to fail like that that guy who refused to sell myspace jesus said he would trade us pizza rolls if we got the fuck out of there and minded our own buisness. By now i think its obvious who really won"

The Pineapple Overlords HATE squ*res! Your mother would be disgusted!

by BObIthA17 June 3, 2016

Pineapple

It’s what sponge bob lives in

Under the sea in the pineapple house

by Finlat123 February 8, 2019

Pineapple hairs

Duh anix fan if ur reading this y’all already know what I mean

“I asked my friend and they said to call it pineapple hairs”

by OnionChann June 17, 2020

Pineapple

A fruit(the color yellow) that has little spikes on it and has large green leaves on the very top striking out.

You can eat a pineapple, and the way you cut it up is you take the green part of the pineapple cut it off and peel the spiked part of the pineapple and chop it up(optional)

by Fw_lover March 17, 2020

PineApple

it's when someone backseat's too hard and are about to be banished the shadow realm

ayo that's a pineapple moment right there

by kodomo kazuko June 29, 2024

pineapple spongebob

Kyler Malen took it in the ass by a gay man

Kyler malen took it in the ass by one of my homies hes a pineapple spongebob

by HappySlappyPapi November 30, 2021

Pineapple maxing

The art of eating pineapples (or drinking pineapple juice) with no other food for a day or longer. This artform is recognized for its ability to sweeten the taste of the artist's semen.

"You look pale man, whats been going on?"
"Yeah, I have a raging headache but its worth it for the sweet nectar ill produce after this pineapple maxing sess."

by anonymous November 25, 2023