pick your spots

Advice to give someone who has put themselves in a frustrating, dangerous, or dire position.

"So you cheated on your wife, pick your spots, man."

by Cricket Owlndog November 3, 2020

picking a pig amongst the cows

Picking the most attractive person from a group of munters

Tom: are there any hotties?
Gary: it's like picking a pig amongst the cows

by fizzleg July 12, 2017

pick me

A Brianna; A high schooler (typically femme-presenting) person with an extremely self-centered personality.

Doesn't consider other's boundaries, uses their friends as therapists to complain about all of their problems but won't reciprocate.

Rude and loud; steals other people's personalities to appear cool.

Oh my God, did you see Brianna yesterday? She kept copying everything I was doing, she's such a pick me 🙄😤😒

by starless.saint February 5, 2022

Pick-me girl

a bitch.

pick-me girl: im not like other girls
timmy: stfu

by fuckfacefuckass August 24, 2023

russian ice pick

The act of defecating in a plastic bag, freezing the poo and then inserting said frozen turd into a nice eastern European ladies twat.

Why buy a rabbit? She loves the russian ice pick.

by babsisababe February 12, 2015

National Send A Soapy Tiddy Pick

January 14th is when you send a good friend or a significant other a soapy titty pick regardless of wether you're a guy or girl

Hey Nick did you hear its National Send A Soapy Tiddy pick day tomorrow

by UsersFr1 January 13, 2021

D pick

Selection of a partner due to exceptional flirting abilities

"She gets at least one d pick a week — she can have her pick of men"

by dickpickman December 9, 2021