soft serve lever

When you have an erection and you squat down. Then someone grabs your member and pulls it down while you shit into a waffle cone.

Steve: You'll never believe what sarah and jamie did last night!
Adam: Did you use the soft serve lever?
Steve: You bet i did. There's a reason they call me Mr.Waffle Cone. They ate it all!
Adam: Wow...

by AT&T U-Verse November 9, 2015

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Soft

Someone who turns down a sesh for no good reason

'' Eamon you coming out tonight?''
''Nah got work in the morning''
''That's so soft!''

by SeshmasterLilpumpWheresMyLean January 9, 2018

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Soft Dick

Used as an exclamation when affirming you are telling the truth. Similar in use to “no cap”.

Person 1: “Yo did you know that Jacob microwaves his chips prior to eating them”
Person 2: “There is no way that is true”
Person 1: “Soft dick, he did it last night after eating an edible”

by Totallynotjordi November 12, 2020

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Soft drive

Similar to a hard drive, except it’s wet and bloody. It surprisingly fits perfectly well into X AE A-XII.

Dude did you hear Elon musk just bought 30% of the soft drive companyTM

Nah bro I didn’t, he should just give his son REGULAR organs.

by FrappaCHINA May 22, 2021

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Soft-Core violence

Throwing passive aggressive attacks while visualizing and fantasying actual violence.
(eg. I want to punch this guys in the face, but instead, I’m just going to throw popcorn at his face.)

Sommer was thinking about punching Chris in the face all night, however the proper moment ever arose for it to be socially acceptable to inflict bodily harm into the poor victim. Sommer, having years of built up frustration, allowed herself to indulge in soft-core violence & intruding thoughts on inflicting bodily harm and spray popcorn on Chris’ face

by anonymous January 1, 2022

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