e-dump

To ditch someone via e-mail, im or text message. Usually practiced because the e-dumper does not have the balls to tell the e-dumpee to his/her face that he/she is dumped.

"I was chatting with this chick I met on the internet for a couple weeks, then she e-dumped me for someone she met in real life."

by Trishizzle July 22, 2005

e

Short for email, social networking and electronic combined. Implies the speaker is checking several social applications on their smart phone within a short period of time (email, twitter, text messages, yahoo instant messanger, etc.). Used often by ecommerce, eBay and Amazon sellers as they have to check daily and often for email notifications of sales and payments to maintain good customer service.

I'm checkin' my e'. Oh cool, I just sold somethin', 'n mom sent me another photo of my niece. Damn it, work just texted me they don't need me. I needed those hours.

by scrapforce July 24, 2010

:#)e:

Jahnah is smokin' hot!

Wow, that new girl Jahnah is :#)e:

by secretadmirer69 September 13, 2013

E- Balls

People who grow balls on the internet(YouTube) like they have balls but in real life, they have no balls. Internet shit talkers, quiet when met in person.

Everytime I read comment on the internet, somebody's got to grow a pair of E- Balls like their a hardcore badass talking racist, homophobic bullshit.

by DrunkASPhuckRightnow January 11, 2008

The Wall-e

When you are having sex with a girl and just before you cum you scream out EVVVVVVVAAAAAAA and pullout of the girl and cum all over her nearest plant.

Yo bro why is your girl mad at you?

I totally did The Wall-e on her last night and she’s mad that I called her Eva and that her plant is ruined.

Ha totally got her bro. (High fives)

by B-Durk February 22, 2019

e-girl

1. Tik Tok thots
2. Instagram Thots
3. Belle Delphine

1. "Did you see that girl with the hearts under her eyes making a tik tok"
2. "Did you see that photo Belle Delphine posted?"
3. "Belle Delphine is an e-girl thot"

"ya"

by sad yeehaw is cool March 15, 2019

e-tude

An intended or perceived electronic attitude. Usually in the form of curt, vague, or rude electronic statements made in e-mails, text messages, Facebook statuses, or any other digital mediums.

Tim: Hey Bob why does your girlfriend look so pissed.

Bob: I don't know man. I sent her a text message saying I would be late for dinner and she thought I gave her some e-tude.

Tim: Well did you?
Bob: No dude. All I said was "sry gurl, im rning l8t."

by Simplekind of man March 19, 2010