Dave

A term used to describe fans of midget porn, who like to crack one out whilst munching on scotch flavor crinkle creams. They are often good at making average cups of tea and capable of washing pots although they don’t enjoy it. Mostly shit cooks, but enjoy a good roast made my Mum preferably chicken. They like spice and will lash the chili sauce on a kebab. In there youth they have 20/20 vision but eyesight can often deteriorate as they age due to squinting whilst trying to see the midget porn on their mobile phone screens.

AJ: what kind of porn do you watch?
KT: I’m a Dave, can’t you tell by my need for glasses.

by Mathsbot November 4, 2021

dave

a cat

dave is a cat

by professionel May 22, 2023

Dave Day

A working day where an employee starts late, has a long lunch, goes missing for long periods during the day and then leaves early

Dave had a Dave Day today

by NorthernScm June 21, 2015

dave jr

A guy with a small penis and is bad in bed and a total fuck boy and is a shitty Asian who wears polo and has shitty hair

Dave Jr has a small penis

by Connor o'neal August 20, 2016

Crazy dave

Used to describe someone who can't read the room and tells sexually charged jokes.

Whoah there Kevin! Don't be a crazy Dave in front of the duzz!

by Kevin Herman January 28, 2025

Dirty Dave

When you shit on a chest in a sexual or pleasing matter.

Harry dirty daved Rebecca and she came 69 times out on f the immense pleasure

by BagShitter September 20, 2021

Dave Dragonface

It's literally the most badass person in the world

He's Dave Dragonface...fear him.

by TheLastOneL3ft August 12, 2012