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Dave

A term used to describe fans of midget porn, who like to crack one out whilst munching on scotch flavor crinkle creams. They are often good at making average cups of tea and capable of washing pots although they don’t enjoy it. Mostly shit cooks, but enjoy a good roast made my Mum preferably chicken. They like spice and will lash the chili sauce on a kebab. In there youth they have 20/20 vision but eyesight can often deteriorate as they age due to squinting whilst trying to see the midget porn on their mobile phone screens.
AJ: what kind of porn do you watch?
KT: I’m a Dave, can’t you tell by my need for glasses.
by Mathsbot November 4, 2021
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dave

dave is a cat
by professionel May 22, 2023
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Dave Day

A working day where an employee starts late, has a long lunch, goes missing for long periods during the day and then leaves early
Dave had a Dave Day today
by NorthernScm June 21, 2015
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dave jr

A guy with a small penis and is bad in bed and a total fuck boy and is a shitty Asian who wears polo and has shitty hair
Dave Jr has a small penis
by Connor o'neal August 20, 2016
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Crazy dave

Used to describe someone who can't read the room and tells sexually charged jokes.
Whoah there Kevin! Don't be a crazy Dave in front of the duzz!
by Kevin Herman January 28, 2025
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Dirty Dave

When you shit on a chest in a sexual or pleasing matter.
Harry dirty daved Rebecca and she came 69 times out on f the immense pleasure
by BagShitter September 20, 2021
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Dave Dragonface

It's literally the most badass person in the world
He's Dave Dragonface...fear him.
by TheLastOneL3ft August 12, 2012
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