Cock or glock

Giving another person the choice between being shot, or raped

I'm coming over there, and then it's cock or glock bitch!

by Malik steinsberg August 31, 2015

Cock locking

Taking advantage of access to another persons iPhone/iPad in private, generally without their knowledge/consent by filling their camera roll with pictures of large/unusual/grotesque cocks without needing to know their passcode.

A successful cock lock requires a second device to perform some strategic obscene google image searches while you access the victims camera from their lock screen (thank you Apple).

Ryan left his phone for like 10minutes and I filled his lowly 16GB storage with a brutal cock locking.

by Gyroll March 18, 2016

Cock bomb

When some asshole randomly sends you a picture of their penis

Girl 1: "OMG! I woke up to a dick pic sent by Patrick."
Girl 2: "He cock bombs everyone. He's so nasty. What did you do?"
Girl 1: "I sent him Eric's cock bomb dick pic from last week. That'll teach him"
Girl 2: "Yeah, you gotta fight penis with penis."

by Denver'sDarling September 1, 2013

cock lube

The opposite of a cock block; the ultimate wingman trying to hook it up for your boys.

Kp: Thanks Scotty for the cock lube at the party last night.

Scotty: no problem. It's not hard when you're that attractive.

by Footballplayer77 September 24, 2013

cock work

the relative ability of a person to satisfyingly perform sexually for a man.

She does such good cock work, she had me cumming in thirty seconds.

by burtoni February 26, 2011

no cock october

A month were girls or boy are not allowed to have some cock or suck it

Hey Vanessa are you ready for no cock October? That means no more sucking my cock for dinner.

by Googer Kid November 17, 2020

Cock jousting

To move at high velocity towards someone with your penis erect and pointing towards them in hopes of knocking them out.

Joe practiced cock jousting on his girlfriend but missed and impaled his cat instead.

by Tastee January 28, 2004