kenn off

To go home/stay in. Deriving from the word kennel. Utilised and popularised 2006 onwards. Probably created, derived, or devised in Liverpool

Lets kenn off this eve mate, ah can't be arsed goin' out.

by Jonno2007 April 22, 2007

carry off

To pull something off i.e. get away with something and make it look normal, or even cool. Often a look, or a style that shouldn't normally work.

He can carry off a cheap suit.

She's fit enough to carry it off.

by michkaka October 13, 2013

Off Block

someone who is very drunk and making a tit of themselves

"last night i got completely off block...."

by Tickerboy April 5, 2010

whoop off

slang for beating off. To masturbate

Hey Ryan, I have been on a dry run I am gonna whoop off.

by Johnny2125 December 10, 2007

Japping Off

The act of constantly discussing one's life with regard to college applications often in a passively competitive nature with one's peers.

Guy: "Yeah man, I collected about three hours, of community service yesterday, I just hope I can keep up my top 5% class rank with all of my extracurriculars. What about you? What did you get on your SAT again?"

Guy #2: "No one cares about your college shit bro. Stop japping off.""

by Shugamoe September 13, 2012

chop-off

Excretion cut short in an untimely fashion by use of the anal sphincter muslces; the resulting product.

'Damn, no time, I'm gonna have to do a chop-off.'

by Chris987 May 25, 2008

jork off

when you smell some nise cheese in yor back yard and you go to see it and it turns you on so hard and you stick yor peepee in the cheese and it feel so nise

dude i see some nise cheese i need to jork off

by jondamnit June 1, 2017