Some b-tch probably obsessed with food.
Can't choose an aesthetic.
Indentity crisis every 30 minutes.
Messy-as- room.
Never stops reading.
Cannot save money for the life of them.
Will fight you if you insult cheese, and their best friends.
Can't choose an aesthetic.
Indentity crisis every 30 minutes.
Messy-as- room.
Never stops reading.
Cannot save money for the life of them.
Will fight you if you insult cheese, and their best friends.
Mom: Oliver, stop reading and go clean up your room. You still owe me that $7
Oliver: About that.. *setting a book down slowly* I kind of went to get boba..?
Oliver: About that.. *setting a book down slowly* I kind of went to get boba..?
by urmom'sanetheritehoe August 12, 2021
Get the Olivermug. by Willpick3001 April 1, 2021
Get the Olivermug. A incredible friend who will always be by your side. He is the most loyal person that you will know. He is really easy to talk to and will set you up with any girl
I wish I was Oliver
I wish I was Oliver
by Anaonymus October 1, 2020
Get the Oliver mundaymug. schools are shit the playgrounds always have gum and bird shit all over itThe old principal at mountain view was a pedo the shitty secretary is still there and isn't leaving sadly The teaching conditions are terrible Oh the lunch aids are communists & nazis.Lets move onto the middle school which is a top class torture asylum. The principals and secretary are shit the teaching is even more shitty. The popular kids all think theyre hot when in reality half their body weight is fucking makeup, & their friends all the other spoiled fuks. The popular kids are a bunch of racists the sixth graders spend way 2 much time fucking each other bc they haven't had health class & they dont know abt condoms bc they find pornhub at 9. They're starting sex-ed classes in 5th grade to lower the pregnancy rates in the middle school
theres cringy girls who film themselves twerking in the bathrooms in the sluttiest clothes the school lets them wear. the school has an undercover tiktok account to get the kids who film in the school They crack down way too hard on kids who use their phones in class & take them for fucking months. Meanwhile there's kids getting bullied by the popular kids & when they complain about it the school doesn't get off their lazy asses & do shit. Now lets move on to the highschool All of the white cheerleaders are so cringe they talk about bullshit that no one gives a fuck abt they yap like "have you heard about tylers dick its so huge i wanna suck him" Only in Mount Olive 💀
theres cringy girls who film themselves twerking in the bathrooms in the sluttiest clothes the school lets them wear. the school has an undercover tiktok account to get the kids who film in the school They crack down way too hard on kids who use their phones in class & take them for fucking months. Meanwhile there's kids getting bullied by the popular kids & when they complain about it the school doesn't get off their lazy asses & do shit. Now lets move on to the highschool All of the white cheerleaders are so cringe they talk about bullshit that no one gives a fuck abt they yap like "have you heard about tylers dick its so huge i wanna suck him" Only in Mount Olive 💀
by putin is gay June 1, 2024
Get the Mount Olivemug. A person who forgets about his friends he knew for 7 years, and only spends 12 days of the year speaking to them
by MAYBE LB DID IT July 21, 2020
Get the Oliver Wellsmug. The most sexiest boy you will lay your eyes on, he can blow you away but he already has a gf so girls back off
by sophie ya July 25, 2017
Get the oliver duncombemug. Oliver is a very very good at sex and other staff like that.And he have a huge penis that every women wants and he is very handsome and nive to
by Nova Larsson December 12, 2016
Get the Olivermug.