AKA: "I can't work on that because I have 'If I work on a red truck I'll die syndrome.'"
A rare disease that occurs in mechanics. People who have been contracted with RTS are significantly more susceptible to problems, pain, injuries, and even death from vehicles, ESPECIALLY red trucks. Hence the name Red Truck Syndrome.
May also be a symptom of laziness but has never been proven to correlate. Should be taken seriously when brought up.
A rare disease that occurs in mechanics. People who have been contracted with RTS are significantly more susceptible to problems, pain, injuries, and even death from vehicles, ESPECIALLY red trucks. Hence the name Red Truck Syndrome.
May also be a symptom of laziness but has never been proven to correlate. Should be taken seriously when brought up.
When asked to work on a red Truck or any vehicle, you respond with "I can't work on that because I have red truck syndrome."
by HardWorkingMechanic April 9, 2022
Get the Red Truck Syndromemug. 
A portmanteau of hick and pickup truck because the majority of people who own pickup trucks are hicks
by beginagainagain March 12, 2025
Get the hiccup truckmug. by 21_jo-z February 27, 2017
Get the dick truckmug. A large pickup truck, typically raised with extra-cab long wheelbase, usually from an American manufacturer, driven by a caucasian male for no meaningful functional or work/vocational related purpose.
"I cannot believe that Merica Truck took up two parking spots!"
"I only date guys that drive Merica Trucks."
"Look at that Merica Truck rolling coal on that Tesla."
"I only date guys that drive Merica Trucks."
"Look at that Merica Truck rolling coal on that Tesla."
by EMan2575 July 5, 2019
Get the Merica Truckmug. Vacuuming up the liquid wastes of society, the Vac-truck Nigger is lowest caste of truck driver. They are readily identifiable by their putrid smell and filthy appearance. They have been known to spontaneously burst into song while imitating barnyard animals. For reasons unknown to scientists United States Marines seem drawn to becoming Vac-truck Niggers.
While vacuuming out the filthy sludge, Luke the Vac-truck Nigger began to sing and dance around the sludge pit while flapping his arms like a goose.
When the sheriff’s deputy questioned James as to why he was swimming in a septic tank, James replied “because I’m a dumb Vac-truck Nigger”.
When the sheriff’s deputy questioned James as to why he was swimming in a septic tank, James replied “because I’m a dumb Vac-truck Nigger”.
by alstonsailor May 23, 2025
Get the Vac-truck Niggermug. by z4ynex June 25, 2024
Get the truck stop mosaicmug.