rufie nap

a nappkin like cloth covered in crushed rufie. Used on a date with one person so they can never say no to the question.

"hey jessica you have something on your nose......let me wipe it off with my napkin"
{rufie napkin}
After the man carrys the female out a man says "Dude did you see that guy rufie nap his date??"

by THE HAM666 December 12, 2011

NAP

No. Anal. Please

On your dating profile, all you gotta say is NAP.

#NAP because that sh*t hurts
Do I look like a nappy girl? (If one is down with it)

by Foody Kroger July 2, 2019

Nev nap

Where you fall asleep in public or during an outing with the boys

“Oh man Beau fell asleep at the roadhouse again. Mid conversation I was talking to him and next thing you know he was down for a Nev nap”

by Pu$$yCru$her69 April 25, 2025

Nap

Any length of sleep where the subject fails to adequately “get ready for bed.”

“Don’t you brush your teeth at night?”
“Well, I’m just taking a nap.”

“You fell asleep eating a popsicle and now you’re all sticky!”
“No. I was just napping.”

by Raspberrydoorjam September 27, 2019

nap tattoo

When you wake up from an intense nap and have marks and lines on parts of your body

John woke up from a 3 hour nap and saw nap tattoos on his arms

by PogChamp3 May 17, 2023

Nap Mode

(n) the feeling you receive after a delicious meal or hearty burrito. Having the need to stop what you’re doing and take a nap. (See Itis)

Ty: Dude, that breakfast burrito was so filling
Shaye: Yeah I’m going into nap mode
Ty: You mean the itis?
Shaye: What’s that?

by Jedi Master Ty July 15, 2021

Guilt nap

The nap that inevitably comes just after masturbating.

"I was late to work because my guilt nap lasted longer than usual."

by robr September 1, 2013