MySpace

WHat was once a small community of people who could hang out and socialise but is now the domain of emo attention whores and pedophiles. If you ever attempt to tell any user of MySPace the truth of the site the response if them getting bitchy/slapping you in the face/ going "ZOMG WAHH! YOu MAKA FUN AMAH FEELEN!"/ IM EMO YOU BASTARD! //WRIST//

I touched little girls by abducting them from myspace then I cut my wrist!

by Erik Ehlert January 14, 2008

myspace

The place where cool people like Moby likes to hang out.

-Man did you see his myspace?
-Yeah dude it was pretty suck!

by bitchslap May 21, 2006

myspace whoring

myspace whoring is looking at your friend's friends pages and reading their comments. basically, being a nosy cunt and spying on people with myspace as a weapon. this can also include people going through a person's entire picture comments

allow me to browse through this comment conversation over myspace between mr x and mrs y, it seems like a lil sumpin sumpin is happening between them. i am myspace whoring

by ciara_miara December 19, 2006

mystyk

Someone who is an expert at playing the role of 'doctor' from the popular saying 'Wanna play doctor?'

She doctors me right!
I get stiff from thinking about making her my doctor.

by Captain Quack April 10, 2003

myspacing

having no life; referring to the site myspace.com created by the one and only TOM; causing pain and misery to everyone else; snooping.

I am myspacing SHANNY'S page to see whory pictures of her.

by CaRULERille September 19, 2006

Youtube MySpace and I'll Google your Yahoo!

An expression if one of your porfiles in one site is threatened to be hacked up fa sho.

scottk6 : Yo, Teh_1337man! I'ma gonna hack your damned profile!!

Teh_1337man : Youtube MySpace and I'll Google your Yahoo!

by Teh_1337man March 19, 2009

MySpace

A place where hundreds of teenie boppers congregate and comment each other about how they saw each other at a gig, or the local train station. Many people's pictures consist of crappy angles which only reveal half a face, or the top of a fringe teamed up with some crappy lyrics written across the image. Almost every myspacer's about me consists of something about how they dont have time for all the myspace kids who want to talk to them, or how incredibly smart and/or individual they are, or maybe how they want people to stop listening to "their" music. In conclusion, myspace is the worst trend ever.

Myspacer 1: Hey! i saw you at the xdeAtHxfroMxabovexwiThxAxknifex gig!
Myspacer 2: Are you haniging out at the train station tomorrow?
Myspacer 1: YEAH SEE YOU THERE! OMG!

by Rachel Scene September 14, 2008