cross country mountain biking

a branch off of mountain biking. is the best kind. long climbs, steep descents, single track. all the good stuff in one sport.

jimmy rides cross country because he's one bamf!!!

i love this hardtail because its so great for cross country mountain biking

by Crazygo Lucky April 13, 2009

Purple Mountain Majesty

Majestic Blowjob

guy:what do you wanna do
girl:i want to give you a purple mountain majesty
guy:whats that
girl:the best blowjob you'll ever get

by tyreesha caldwell October 18, 2008

snow capped mountains

a sprinkle of Cocaine on top of a bowl of marijuana

smokin them snow capped mountains

by hngsolo November 16, 2010

Mountain Lion Repellent

A Mountain Lion Repellent is a naked kristen on a mountain bike.

Oh no, that angry mountain lion wants to attack me. Thank god I have my mountain lion repellent: Kristen naked on a mountain bike.

by mountainlion May 24, 2009

broker than Brokeback Mountain

Being so broke, that you don't even have a dollar on you to buy a piece of candy.

Bro, I can' hang out with you tonight, I'm broker than Brokeback Mountain

by Notsure75 November 30, 2019

Smokey mountain high school

Pretty gay

Drug problem
Fat ass
Teen pregnancy

That sums it up

-love Swain

If you go to Smokey mountain high school your not going to live past 30

by YeezyEthan February 15, 2018

Rocky mountain piss water

Another name for Coors lite, the worst beer known to man.

I can't believe Dave only brought Rocky mountain piss water, this party is gonna suck.

by Charmander311 May 15, 2018