minecraft

A trash game.

"Could you get off Minecraft because it is trash? You need to play Fortnite."

by SpicyChili69 October 16, 2022

Minecraft Steve style

When you fucking shove something up your fucking ass, just like how Steve stores his stuff in his inventory

-Hey bro, my hands are full I’m gonna hold your phone minecraft Steve style
-ok thanks bro that makes me so happy

by mistermorgan October 16, 2022

/buy minecraft

You wanted Minecraft so much, but you are poor, and you can't afford it. You decided to hack this site to get the thing. Like I don't know how you even get Minecraft by hacking this website.

You: Mom, let's do /buy Minecraft for me so I can play Minecraft!
Mom: Why do you want to have it, it cost me $29,99!

by bymeok October 24, 2022

Minecraft water

A low-quality texture of water, repeated in squares.

Minecraft water is used in games when they don’t want to waste storage on HD water.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Minecraft

A block game with many blocks such as dirt, torch, skulk vein, crying obsidian, oak log, end-stone, and most importantly: PURE JOY. Every block is made out of PURE JOY.

Nerd: Do you want to do some math problems?
Me: Nah, I'mma play Minecraft.
Nerd: I shall join you.

by Not my real name 123 January 15, 2022

Minecraft

A legal drug for all ages that is more addictive than drugs.

Buddy: yo there's this super cool new place where all the hot babes and ...

Timothy: SHUT UP IM TRYING TO KILL THE ENDERDRAGON IN MINECRAFT!!!!

by lolu are um January 20, 2022

Minecraft

Hope in the form of a blocky video game. The only reason that society maintains their hopes and passions. So shines a good deed in a weary world

Its been a long day and I cant wait to go home and play minecraft.

by yatzeeman541 May 13, 2022