michael

Michael is the name of an amazing guy. Usually a little bit air headed, and laughs to hide his pain. Michaels are liked by everyone, and doesn't seem to notice it. Nice blue eyes and usually an amazing guitar player. Unintentionally a heartbreaker, has dozens of girls killing for one date with him. The funny part is that he still doesn't notice. Appears to be confident, but is truly shy and has a dark side that his admirers won't understand.

Girl #1: Michael? He's such a badass!
Girl #2: And have you seen him play the guitar?!
Girl #1: Is he good!?
Girl #2: He's amazing!

by RedHood November 25, 2013

AJ Michalka

AJ, part of the singing duo Aly & AJ, is the younger of the sisters by two years. She's cute, amazing, and a great singer. Her voice is slightly lower and huskier than her sister's voice, which makes it all the more unique.

Contrary to popular belief, AJ didn't use her sister to start her acting career. AJ started her acting career in 2002 while her sister began in 2005.

AJ Michalka is the complete epitome of awesome! Her sister is pretty cool too.

by AJROCKS December 14, 2008

flushing, michigan

A small hick town most often referred to as "toilet town" by neighbors, where citizens pride themselves on making obscene amounts of money, while being so socially sheltered that it is difficult to mesh in normal society. Lots of cornfields, minivans, a.y.s.o teams, drugs, and adulterous marriages.

pete: "where are you from?"
sarah: "flushing, michigan"
pete: " oh, toilet-town, huh? we kicked your asses in football. And I think your mom's screwing my dad."

by felicityt1 October 24, 2008

Michael Yu

The biggest smart ass in the world.

Michael Yu pulled a Michael Yu on Ian Larson.

by Osama edwards May 25, 2011

Michael Brown

The former head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency. Proof that kissing ass and being well connected are the only requirements for high level jobs in the George W. Bush administration. This person had no prior emergency management experience. The most incompetent Federal response to a crisis ever took place on this clown's watch. A contributing factor to so much death and destruction that it is sickening. A person who fell on his sword to protect our worthless President.

Michael Brown was employed by the International Arabian Horse Association or some such, and he was forced to resign from that job too.

by jesster79 September 27, 2005

Michael Loughran

A faggot that works at Leonardtown High School, who doesnt know how to do his job right, and also rubs up on female students.

Dude, did you Just see Michael Loughran touch that girl?

by SuckMyDickLoughran March 30, 2011

michigan

A place with funny names that you can meld into stupid jokes.

Such places are Climax,Hell,Paradise,Frankenmuth and Ann Arbor.

Suggested jokes are dependent on the reader and his or her educational level.

Everyone in Paradise will die in Hell Michigan...

Hey Ann Arbor! Up yours Ypsilanti and shut your Frankenmouth!

by Damn Damn Danno October 10, 2005