mean croissant

The definition of someone who has an outstanding ass

“Hey Deborah, you got a mean croissant.”

by Payyyyyton December 12, 2022

sneakily mean

When someone is mean, but on the low-key. You'd think they'd be a nice person, but they aren't.

"Yeah I don't like that class" "But everyone's supposed to be nice I've heard" "Exactly. They're sneakily mean"

by The crippled ging November 26, 2013

Herman Mean Finger XIV

An old 50ish year old dude who is actually the sexiest man you’ll ever come across. Turns men gay upon eye contact. Has the eyes of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. Probably plays bass like the magnificent specimen he is. Has a beard trimmed into an almighty square that perfectly complements his orgasmic jawline. Wears a sick ass fedora without looking cringe. By far, the most based, gigachad, longest schlongiest human being you’ll ever experience.

Dude #1; “Hey man, I’m starting a cult for Herman Mean Finger XIV, wanna join?”
Dude #2; “Hell fucking yes I do.”
Woman with large tits #1; “Fuuccckkkk Herman Mean Finger XIV oh fuckkkk I’m cominggggggg.”
Woman with large tots #2; “Oooooh me toooooo fuckkk.”

by HermanMeanFingerXIVWorshiper November 03, 2022

Mean

‣ Adjective

- An emphasising word.

Commonly used as a slang word in Zimbabwean Schools.

“He bailed that test a mean item!”

by some dwass oan April 19, 2024

Mean

Thomas Michael Barbour

“man my friend was so mean yesterday.... reminded me of Thomas Michael Barbour.”

by chickentender December 31, 2019

Means

The typical cheerleader, white girl , that is so nice and so beautiful. She is always screaming and getting hurt. He dad is a dinosaur in one picture. She like jewelry.

Gianna Means is so cutey

by Gloomy egg September 12, 2018

mean

sock

sock is so fucking mean wtf

by applesock March 20, 2021