Is a man that was from rural Kentucky, served in the US infantry and earned him his famous nick name by having over 14 confirmed kills, 4 of them being killed with a massive combat knife he welded at times.He's been on the Department of Homeland Security watch list since its birth, considered to be a threat cause of his training. Officers that were in command during his deployments said" on a day to day basis he was a easy going guy, when bullets started flying he was more of a force of nature than a man".
by Gen.Petreaus February 20, 2011
Get the Luke, aka the Butcher of the Mountmug. the deluded morons above this post are totally wrong in fact it IS luke i am your father. he goes no luke i am your father watch the classic fucking movies. not the fucking bullshit new ones.
Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough, he told me you killed him!
Vader: No Luke, I am your father.
Luke: NO! THATS NOT TRUE! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Luke: He told me enough, he told me you killed him!
Vader: No Luke, I am your father.
Luke: NO! THATS NOT TRUE! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!
by i fucked you mama! December 15, 2007
Get the luke, i am your fathermug. by why are the all taken1589 May 16, 2019
Get the Luke, I am your fathermug. Derived from Luke Grant MacGibbon, Luke "Mac Daddy" Gibbon is a pr0 hot boi and everyone <3s him
<3 Mac Daddy
<3 Mac Daddy
by Wilhelmus Skywalker September 14, 2004
Get the Luke "Mac Daddy" Gibbonmug. 1. In the Movie "Friday", the "Luke, I am your father" is when, Craig whoops Deebo's ass. Yeaahh!!!
2. The "Luke I am your father" of slim bavis's life, was giving the rectal thermometer to his favorite moped.
2. The "Luke I am your father" of slim bavis's life, was giving the rectal thermometer to his favorite moped.
by Dan Jewell March 22, 2005
Get the Luke, I am your fathermug. Savannah: Why did Luke Hemmings cheat on my mother?
Breanna: Because he didn't wanna take care of his children. And wanted someone much prettier.
Basically gives us why
Breanna: Because he didn't wanna take care of his children. And wanted someone much prettier.
Basically gives us why
by Savannah Sire February 17, 2019
Get the Why did Luke Hemmings cheat on my mother?mug. A sexual copypasta about Ahsoka Tano from Star Wars, where Obi-Wan Kenobi tells Luke Skywalker about Ahsoka in sexual descriptions.
Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.
Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
by jordypresto0418 February 6, 2021
Get the Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano?mug.