Flaming Log

When you take a vehicular shit so steamy it shatters the porcelain throne and toasts your gooch hair. May occur after spicy ramen, or sticking dynamite up your wonder-hole

Boogie Slop: Good gravy Gertie howd you flaming log so hard!

Gertrude Stinkfingus: the squid made me do it ... (shivers)

by Cazzerz_ August 17, 2025

Ants On A Log

When someone poops on a cock and it resembles little bitty ants on a big ol' log.

"yeah that chick was crazy, she totally gave me ants on a log"

by BradyHater/Raper/69 October 3, 2025

Hog Log

Pig dick

"Hey Dave, check out those two pigs fucking!"
"That swine has one hefty hog log!"

by 83CoupeDeVille December 6, 2019

Meat Log

A meat log can be either hard or floppy ans is over 5.3 inches or it is considered a sitck

"Dude out that stick in me"
"It"s a massive meat log bro but it's going in anyway"
"Sure thing bro"

by Big Tipiler Cylinder February 15, 2020

Lincoln log

A Foursome 69 where two members lie on the floor parallel to each other and the other two member position themselves over top them in a planking position. All face to genitalia, staking like Lincoln logs.

Tony: Stacy and I want to invite you and Amanda to Lincoln log tonight, you in?
Adam: that sounds great, we’re definitely in.

by Stair_Breaker November 12, 2019

Moore’s Log

Can be loosely defined as the inverse of Moore’s Law: Increase in investment/time/resources/effort leads to incremental advancements. (Can be described by a log curve)

Moore’s log can be seen in the development of autonomous cars. The investments into autonomous driving and the resulting advances are explained by Moore’s Log.

by iamtheword December 8, 2020

god log

God log- a glorious shit

The dog took a god log on the front lawn

by gdawgW March 19, 2016