candy kane

The perfect Christmassy name if you are called Kane.

Can be edited to 'Candy Cane', 'Cain' or other such variations.

Kane: I feel so depressed. It doesn't feel like christmas.
Jane: change your name to candy kane!!!
candy kane: YAYYYYYY.

by Walr0z January 13, 2008

kaneanite

Poster from w-e forums who is in love with Dalestate_Diva, tends to injure himself easily and loves Hot Lesbian Action

kaneanite loves me .. coz i am Dalestate_Diva

by Not Dalestate_Diva May 10, 2003

kaneanite

One bootylicious, sexified mutha canucka.

I fucked Torrie Wilson yesterday. She was no Kaneanite.

by OZ November 20, 2003

Ippie Kanehara

A tan kid with a flat face from j-pan that moved to ohio then to michigan and plays computer games all day jacks off to his waka and yells bitch tits to his mother BIIIIIG ROOOY ANYONE?

Heyyyrroo does anyone kno where the boring allwey is "o I do its behindd biiii Roy

by Who bombed pearl harbor? December 26, 2004

Kandee Kid

PLUR thats all i have to say

by Anonymous July 7, 2003

Kaned

It's when your pullout game is strong. Referencing that time Patrick Kane had sec with a minor but they didn't find his DNA inside her because his pullout game is stong.

I was about to bust a nut and Patrick Kane her so good. There's no way she's getting pregnant.

I forgot to bring a condom so I Kaned it.

by musclelicious January 28, 2016

Kane

An absolute fucking grease ball you will be incredibly lucky to see this creature take a shower as it only happens one a year. He also preys upon very underage girls.

Wow see that nonce who got arrested the other week what a Kane

by N00by pickle2164 May 6, 2019