Jona

The greatest Person you‘ll ever know.

brutally intelligent, incomprehensible funny, creative and talented with the most
striking voice you‘ll ever hear.

„Is that the King?“ - „No that‘s Jona“
„Is that even a Person?“ - „No that’s Jona, a different species!“

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Jona

Jona is an Aries girl and she's CRAZY OMG SOMEBODY STOP HER WTF IS SHE DOING?

Jona is doing something crazy omg

by gaiastk_ November 21, 2021

Jona

Jona is a crazy Aries girl

WTF is Jona doing she's CRAZY boyyyy

by gaiastk_ November 21, 2021

Jonas

Jonas is the typical 1.87m tall guy who‘s always doing jokes and who takes nothing seriously. He has a typical middlepart , wears oversize clothes and likes 90s hip hop music. In his freetime he likes to draw on his typical 9th gen iPad with 64gb storage capacity while he listens to music on his brothers typical jbl go 2 music box. Jonas is the type of guy you don‘t want in your life , cause he will poison your whole life.
~by Jonas Weidig

David: See that bitchass over there?
Mathis: Yeah that son of a bitch is prolly called Jonas.

by Jonas Weidig November 21, 2021

jonash

A male name and known for the man that followed God. The name jonash was influence from the bible story Jonah. Jonah disobeyed God and got eaten by the whale which is jonash means opposite of Jonah.

Jonash is opposite of jonah, the one who followed God.

by Nashderp November 21, 2021

Jonaiya

Very rude … always thinks their right , LOVESSSS TO ARGUE!!!

Jonaiya ~ I HATE EVERYBODY!!!!

by cupcakes and apples November 21, 2021

Jonas

Jonas is a very young boy and also has a small penis! He'll never have a girlfriend. He plays so much that is no longer possible. He is active on Tinder and Pornhub and leaves money on the sites.

Girl 1: Ehh! Who‘s that ugly person?
Girl 2: That‘s Jonas! Let‘s run!

by Cheati-819 November 21, 2021