Johnnie...wow this dude is literally the best guy in the world, but no one sees it and the only woman in his life should be named Lauren because she loves his giant cock
by Jason carlo October 15, 2019

by isolation_ March 22, 2022

Johnny is the most swaggy and coolest person ever! He’s the swagger himself 😎🤟he loves hanging out with his super swagger best friend Alondra everyone wants to be as cool as them😎🤟
by 😎🤟 August 18, 2022

by Niggadog is a gay rabbit June 18, 2022

The fattest motherfucker out there known for getting cut from many sports teams. He is very large and nobody likes him
by SlicedHam March 17, 2019

Sturgill Simpson
Alter ego, pirate name or new moniker
First seen on the 2016 album A Sailor’s Guide to Earth
Alter ego, pirate name or new moniker
First seen on the 2016 album A Sailor’s Guide to Earth
by bluegrasm July 1, 2024
